Worst Pickup Line (open-ended, of course)

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:30 pm

You're right. Mr. HTRN is a knight in shining armour. He would never "hit on" a woman.

kaiju01 · Post by **kaiju01** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:32 pm

That's right. He prefers his Dremel.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Fri May 19, 2006 9:22 pm

Hit on? Yes.

Tell a girl the equivalent of "I listened to you bitch and moan for an hour, so you have to service me"? No.

Quite frankly the hard sell and pressuring alot of guys do is more than a little revolting.

And Dremel's suck. Fordom's and Air Turbines are much better.

HTRN

kaiju01 · Post by **kaiju01** » Sat May 20, 2006 12:26 am

I use what I can store in my apartment and buy on the cheap.

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Sat May 20, 2006 12:54 am

(After explaining for about half an hour about how the traits of fair skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes will be eliminated by the rise in popularity of gay fanfiction)
So, wanna help me try and spread some Nordic traits around?

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sat May 20, 2006 2:31 am

[quote="kaiju01";p="635959"]I use what I can store in my apartment and buy on the cheap.[/quote]

I've got like 3 electric die grinders, and I didn't pay a dime for any of em'

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Sat May 20, 2006 3:03 am

Now THAT would make for a horrible pick-up line...

"Hey baby, wanna experience an eletric die grinder?"
"I only pick up what I can get for cheap and store in my apartment. Wanna be added to my collection?"

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sat May 20, 2006 3:14 am

It's only horrible if it doesn't work..

HTRN

Post by **Blaze** » Sat May 20, 2006 3:50 am

And thus we discover HTRN's problem. He's been using the best pickup lines in the history of man! He's just been using them on women that don't speak english.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Sat May 20, 2006 7:21 am

Or have any semblance of standards and self-respect. You know, either way.

CyberEd · Post by **CyberEd** » Sat May 20, 2006 9:17 am

[quote="Blaze";p="636002"]And thus we discover HTRN's problem. He's been using the best pickup lines in the history of man! He's just been using them on men

[/quote]fixored

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sat May 20, 2006 4:27 pm

[quote="Blaze";p="636002"]And thus we discover HTRN's problem. He's been using the best pickup lines in the history of man! He's just been using them on women that don't speak english.

[/quote]

Que?

[quote="Deacon";p="636039"]Or have any semblance of standards and self-respect. You know, either way.[/quote]

Yup, that's it. I single them out based on their vulnerability.

[quote="CyberEd";p="636045"][quote="Blaze";p="636002"]And thus we discover HTRN's problem. He's been using the best pickup lines in the history of man! He's just been using them on men

[/quote]fixored[/quote]

Men?!

Christ, you people need to get out more.

HTRN

Arc Orion · Post by **Arc Orion** » Sat May 20, 2006 6:35 pm

Sure, we need to get out more. However, I notice that you made no denial of his implication.

Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Sat May 20, 2006 7:05 pm

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!"

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sun May 21, 2006 4:01 am

[quote="Arc Orion";p="636096"]Sure, we need to get out more. However, I notice that you made no denial of his implication.[/quote]

And I denied it, it would be taken as an admission of guilt.

I think my record pretty much speaks for itself.

HTRN

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