Worst Pickup Line (open-ended, of course)

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Sun May 21, 2006 11:43 am

Your record is filled with psychotic chicks and no luck picking up any other variety of female.

I think that would be fairly sufficient to turn you over to the other side.

CyberEd · Post by **CyberEd** » Sun May 21, 2006 1:51 pm

this one's from a very known movie here:

so... you want to come to my room for a cup of tea... fuck of coffe ?

Lapsarian · Post by **Lapsarian** » Sun May 21, 2006 2:00 pm

(Variation on a favorite):

"I like my coffee strong, and dark. Like I like my women: strong, and dark. With a spoon in them." -Eddie Izzard

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Sun May 21, 2006 2:44 pm

*ahem*
"I like my women like I like my coffee...
COVERED IN BEES!!"

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sun May 21, 2006 3:22 pm

I like my wimmin like I like my coffee.

Ground up and in the freezer.

[quote="wocket";p="636202"]Your record is filled with psychotic chicks and no luck picking up any other variety of female.

I think that would be fairly sufficient to turn you over to the other side.[/quote]

Not only no, but Hell No. I may wind up a lifelong batchelor(god forbid), but bat for the other team? NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

HTRN

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