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GageEndal · Post by **GageEndal** » Sun May 28, 2006 9:46 am

I have just spent the last four days reading every single Real Life strip to date. God Damned if those wern't some of the funniest things ever. I just spent the last six hours wrapping up the last two and a half years worth of webtoons and it's about 2:40 in the AM right now.

After reading all of them I am going to have to say this.

The last few months of toons have made me laugh out loud so many times that my wife came down stairs to yell at me. Three times actualy. That's in the last 40 minutes.

Her exact words last time she came down were these "Since you seem to be enjoying sitting on the couch all night, you might as well just sleep there!" I'm sure there were quite a few more exclamation points at the end, but since I am trying to get some english cred out there, I figured the single one would be better than the l337 5p34k version.

Anyways! I get to crash out on the couch, which as all of us men know is sort of like camping (and we like camping!)

Alright, this is now how this strip has literaly changed my life.

Today I was playing DDO (it's like the tabletop, but REALLY fast... and with only five races and nine classes...) and after running through STK the second time with my L4 ranger and my band of rag-tag adventurers I told everyone that I was going to the river (salt river) to go swimming. I grabbed the wife and told her we were going and we bought a $40.00 raft at the local Big 5. We got to the river, blew up the raft, and set sail for a nice three hour tour. When I was getting her to agree to come she was whining and complaining the whole time, she doesn't like going out as much as I (used to) do. But once we got out there she really enjoyed herself.

The way that this changes things is that I would normaly not go out and do something like this, I'm an indoor person but right now I'm sporting a hot and sexy tan like I haven't had since I started school and I really liked it. I'm even thinking of doing it again next week!

Oh yeah, now for the TMI section of this... WE HAD SEX ON THE RIVER! Now that was awesome! Nothing like getting it on with some light rappids smacking 'yer arse while someone smacks 'yer tops!

Well, that's me in a nutshell (breaks through that crazy great big nutshell) and now you know a general of who I am. I even thought of writing up my own comic, but sadly, like greg claims he is, I can't draw worth spit. Just the Illustrator stuffs. Who knows, mabey if I stick with it for 7-8 years I might just be able to take snapshots of my roof and post them in for my background. (points and laughs).

Wow, I wonder how long it will take for this post to get either deleted or my account to get banned. I have already said too much... I must depart!

philosophunculist · Post by **philosophunculist** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:11 pm

Welcome! Hope things with the missus turn out okay.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sun May 28, 2006 2:21 pm

Lemme get this straight - your wife told you to sleep on the couch, and you complied?

Bad, BAD move.

She now knows she has the power in the relationship. Shoulda went to bed and if she complains tell her "If you don't want to sleep in the same bed, you can sleep on the couch"

Dude, you gotta lay down the ground rules, or that leash is only gonna get tighter. Wimmin have a nasty habit of trying to as they put it "domesticate" us. A more apt metaphor is "Psychological castration".

HTRN

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Sun May 28, 2006 3:46 pm

:holds up a leash and looks at HTRN:

Someone has been on the loose for too long. Needs to be reminded about having a woman around.

GageEndal, she'll get over it, if not then you'll be hearing about last night in a few months... but besides that, welcome!

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Sun May 28, 2006 4:04 pm

mine also likes sleeping on the couch, which is why I don't make him.

Just don't let her know you'll like it or she'll never make you sleep there again!

tigger helps coyote put the leash on HTRN

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sun May 28, 2006 4:36 pm

You'll only be able to put a leash on a man if he let's you.

I have more backbone than that.

I've had too many friends who got married, got p***y whipped, and are completely miserable. I have no intention of repeating their mistakes. I would love to get married, but not if it means sacrificing all my self respect to do it.

And as for you two:

HTRN

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Sun May 28, 2006 5:18 pm

rofl... actually I don't like a man who is p***y whipped. I like my man to express his opinions, his likes and dislikes. I don't want a "Yes ma'am" kind of guy. Except when I want to be the naughty one..

But other then that, blah, tell me what you like and want. Doesn't mean you'll have your way everytime, but at least I know where your view is.
And HTRN, you would love to have a leash put on you once in a while... could be fun.

Euthanatos · Post by **Euthanatos** » Sun May 28, 2006 5:44 pm

I'm sorry, leashes are for pets and girls (not mutually exclusive). Much though I would like to inflict needless suffering and humiliation on HTRN, a leash is not the way to do it. Slipping him roofies and having him wake up with a male cast member from Rent is.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:14 pm

It seems Wiggles hasn't learned yet.

HTRN

GageEndal · Post by **GageEndal** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:51 pm

[quote="HTRN";p="638152"]Lemme get this straight - your wife told you to sleep on the couch, and you complied?

Bad, BAD move.
[/quote]

I'm guessing from this that you aren't married yet.

Two things to get out here real quick though, just to let 'ya know that I won (I am one of the only men who knows how to win).

1) I really like to sleep on the couch, we have a really crappy old bed that's lumpy as hell and the couch is one of those nice new ones that are so soft and comfy that... insert really soft and comfy analogy here, then multiply it by 50. Yeah, it's that soft and comfy (wonders if he should mention how soft and comfy it is). Oh, and on the side note, she came down and appologised this morning for snapping at me, I showed her the comics and had to transfer her over to my work Mac so she could read the comics... in reverse (don't ask why she's doing it that way, it's just her way).

2) She doesn't know that I like to sleep on the couch. This means that she thinks that she wins. I think that I won because I got what I wanted and she thinks she won because she thinks she punished me for being naughty. Now all of you men who are thinking of relationships any time in the future listen closely here. That's how you win as a man. Women have a large arsenal that they can throw at us that we just can't compete with. Think of it like a Battlestar going up against two fully armed Bay Ships. There is a chance in hell that they can get out of there, hell, they may even cripple the damned things, but they sure as hell aren't going to outright win.

Anyways, thanks for the warm welcome guys, I usualy post over at PVP witht he same name, but this forum just seems more fun to me already. It's like.. a real forum instead of a bunch of threads in one big folder. Very wild times.

Alright, I'm going to flee into the... morning.. afternoon.. whatever.

Oh yeah, coyote blue, Nice HIM avatar, just noticed that after I posted. The wife loves HIM and I think they are tolerable. It's the closest we've got to "Hey, I like your choice in music" in a good long while

And grats on the baby.

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Sun May 28, 2006 10:06 pm

lol thanks. Another woman coming into the world, yay! Last one then *snip* (for me, man is too nervous). Now I have three to teach how to make a man think they win... *grin*

Ok, so no leashes, how about a whip then?

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sun May 28, 2006 10:18 pm

[quote="coyote blue";p="638346"]Ok, so no leashes, how about a whip then?[/quote]

Whatever happened to simply getting drunk and having sex in the back of the car?

You kids these days..

HTRN

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Sun May 28, 2006 11:04 pm

Nice to see a man who knows how to win without being an ass.

smart man, this new guy.

HTRN could take some lessons....

Aaron (that'd be my hubby) isn't whipped. He still has self-respect, his friends still like me, we get along well enough. He just tries not to piss me off and I try to keep him happy. No leashes or couches here, but they just aren't necessary!

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:08 am

[quote="Tigger";p="638358"] HTRN could take some lessons.[/quote]

uhm... NO.

HTRN

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Mon May 29, 2006 2:34 am

[quote="HTRN";p="638351"][quote="coyote blue";p="638346"]Ok, so no leashes, how about a whip then?[/quote]

Whatever happened to simply getting drunk and having sex in the back of the car?

You kids these days..

HTRN[/quote]

Must I behave?

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