The Rave About Unintentionally Hilarious Things Thread!

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Post by Aerdan » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:28 pm

I think (s)he meant Da Vinci's paintings in general...
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Post by wocket » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:46 pm

No, she talked specifically about The Last Supper. And it was so amusing to watch her realize what she said...
"Well, I mean, it's a religious painting and it's on the wall of a church and it depicts Christ, but...um...you know what I mean!"
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Post by The Cid » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:44 pm

"You mean I still don't get to start?!"
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Post by Kyros » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:59 pm

[quote="The Cid";p="673738"]"You mean I still don't get to start?!"[/quote]

It's probably terrible that I laughed at that, but hey that's what this thread's all about right?
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Post by tankkisankari » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:45 pm

[quote="wocket";p="673210"]No, she talked specifically about The Last Supper. And it was so amusing to watch her realize what she said...
"Well, I mean, it's a religious painting and it's on the wall of a church and it depicts Christ, but...um...you know what I mean!"[/quote]
Well, Da Vinci could have gone for the pink kittens and gay dancers theme with it...

Edited to create confusion about wockets following post
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Post by wocket » Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:57 pm

You mean "she"? Because I specifically said "her" in my post.
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Post by bagheadinc » Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:09 pm

I think the he tankkisankari was referring to was Da Vinci
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Post by Arc Orion » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:16 pm

He was.
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Post by billf » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:38 am

[quote="Martin Blank";p="670823"]Time for a brief bit of political incorrectness...

At our local supermarket, the product names on price tags are often abbreviated to fit more of the name on them. This leads to one product that I often snicker at while at the same time wondering if I should avoid the dairy section:
HOMO MILK
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I can't remember what the product was, but about a month ago when we were rearranging the food section at work (I was up until last week working on a store remodel) there was an entire 4 foot section where about half of the items were abbreviated with the word "Anal" on the tag.
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Post by RedBaron » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:04 pm

Analog Chips? That's all that I could think of... and if you work at a supermarket, I sincerely doubt that is what it was.

This one has got me stumped as to WHAT IN THE WORLD it could be.
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Post by Tigger » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:23 pm

Analgesic? So...in the medicine isle?
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Post by bagheadinc » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:25 pm

[quote="billf";p="673842"]I can't remember what the product was, but about a month ago when we were rearranging the food section at work (I was up until last week working on a store remodel) there was an entire 4 foot section where about half of the items were abbreviated with the word "Anal" on the tag.[/quote]

Maybe they were marked to go to the rear of the store :D
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Post by RedBaron » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:27 pm

[quote="Tigger";p="674112"]Analgesic? So...in the medicine isle?[/quote]

That's probably it.

But to give Baghead some credit, maybe the medicine aisle WAS at the back of the store.

(aisle has a silent "a" tig, unless you're saying there an entire island of medicine in the store ;) )
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Post by Tigger » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:47 pm

I know...but it's early and my brain is not yet functioning properly. It wants to go back to sleep - and I have to go to class.
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Post by bagheadinc » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:51 pm

[quote="RedBaron";p="674115"]aisle has a silent "a" tig, unless you're saying there an entire island of medicine in the store ;) [/quote]

Just sit right back and we'll hear a tale...
A tale of an awful cold...
It started from a little cough...
Penicillin comes from mold...

I drove to the store with an un-carted parking lot...
with Penicillin...
and Asprin too...
A blood-pressure chair and eye chart...
a pharmacist...
the tylenol and aspirin..
here on medicine isle!
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