Sporks: The Next Frontier

Dark Angel Sephiroth · Post by **Dark Angel Sephiroth** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:21 pm

Sporks is a fun utencil as it is to say.
I still have no clue as to why I decided to start a new thread based upon sporks, but I'm pretty sure that it will come to me eventaully. (I know i misspelled eventually but I think I corrected myself)
All hail sporks! The silverware of the future!

Posted Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:38 pm:

At least tell me what you think about the sporks guys. C'mon you know you want to.

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:47 pm

I find the spork to be a relatively useless piece of a utensil. It doesn't have long enough prongs to serve as a proper fork yet the spoonish part lets my soup fall through. Completely useless I say!

Dark Angel Sephiroth · Post by **Dark Angel Sephiroth** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:53 pm

Ah yes. But you have to admit that it's good to at least pop out someone's eyeball.

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:04 pm

this isn't something I have tried yet, although very tempting. Brings to mind a "Robin Hood" quote, which just amuses me.

MasteR · Post by **MasteR** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:05 pm

As long as you don't call it a Fpoon, I don't care.

Dudeman325 · Post by **Dudeman325** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:07 pm

I wouldn't mind sporks except that almost every single one I have used was made out of cheap plastic that will inevitably break inside of whatever I am eating. Metal sporks wouldn't be bad, except that the only place where you would really use a spork is at a fast food place like KFC, and it isn't very cost efficient for them to give out metal utensils.

Now I'll wait for someone to dig up that link for the metal spork + knife kerjigger, because I'm too lazy to find it myself.

Metzgirl · Post by **Metzgirl** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:09 pm

Bah, knorks are better.

http://www.knork.net

Dark Angel Sephiroth · Post by **Dark Angel Sephiroth** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:17 pm

SPORKS!!!! ALL HAIL SPORKS!!!!!! THE UTENSIL OF THE FUTURE!!!!

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:20 pm

Oh Metzy...no!

DAS: Only if we all resort to half solid, half liquid foods and a bib. Like being an infant all over again, except with the ability to feed ourselves.

Dark Angel Sephiroth · Post by **Dark Angel Sephiroth** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:23 pm

Maybe so but I've mastered the spork. Therefore I hold the key to the universe.
MUA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Euthanatos · Post by **Euthanatos** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:26 pm

This thread is pathetic and I hate you. Why did you start this thread? What were you hoping to accomplish?

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:27 pm

to piss you off, of course. It's no more pointless than some of the stuff you say...

And he was probably hoping to accomplish...a conversation about sporks. Which he's done.

Dark Angel Sephiroth · Post by **Dark Angel Sephiroth** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:32 pm

Ha HA! My plan is working afterall! I do have the power to control the universe. Come mighty spork! Let us rule the world!

edge · Post by **edge** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:59 pm

My diet concists only of beef jerkey in Tabasco sauce.

Dark Angel Sephiroth · Post by **Dark Angel Sephiroth** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:03 pm

Sporks are useful for beef jerkey and tabbasco sauce.
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