Comic for August 9, 2006

Post by **Mae Dean** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:26 pm

Mine didn't come with ANY masturbation material. I got gypped!

dmpotter · Post by **dmpotter** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:03 pm

[quote="kaiju01";p="660602"]The potion even comes with lesbian furry masturbation material.[/quote]
Be careful, though, because what looks like a girl may turn out to be a very effeminate man that usually carries an oversized sword...

document · Post by **document** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:05 pm

Christopher Lowell?

Bigity · Post by **Bigity** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:08 pm

[meat] [rod] for [mithra] [fun] [hole]?

dmpotter · Post by **dmpotter** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:19 pm

The best FFXI talk I remember was when a girl in my LS accidently sent a message to the linkshell complaining about how someone was "hogging all the cock meat."

Actually had to do with ingridients for Mithkabobs, but still cracked everyone up.

heavybass · Post by **heavybass** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:51 am

They look nice... but still WTF.

Kapten Kalabajooie · Post by **Kapten Kalabajooie** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:07 pm

They look nice... but still WTF.

Because they're the Japanese. If they haven't come up with a way to merchandize something, even if it does taste like a thousand asses and looks like a sex toy, then nobody will.

Nobody.

adciv · Post by **adciv** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:50 pm

Ah the Japanese. Combining the Cute and the Sex Toys since 1962. *shudder*

Post by **Mae Dean** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:43 pm

The only real complaint I have with the bottle is that the top decorative cap doesn't attach to the bottle itself - it just sort of sits over the real cap. I'm probably going to end up using hot glue to attach it to the real cap, so it's functional.

The bottle's dead sexy... just kind of pointless.

dmpotter · Post by **dmpotter** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:44 am

The bottle is the point, the drink is just kinda an add-on.

I wonder if it tastes like Moxie? I've always figured Moxie was about the right taste for a Potion.

bagheadinc · Post by **bagheadinc** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:50 am

They should have just filled the bottles with Robitussin or Pepto-Bismol...or Surge

Post by **Mae Dean** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:54 am

Moxie ASPIRES to be as bad as Potion.

KuroKun1293 · Post by **KuroKun1293** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:51 pm

Kinda late posting this, but the solution is this.

Step 1: buy a Potion.
Step 2: pour out the liquid of ten thousand asses.
Step 3: promptly atach decorative cap onto real cap with hot glue, as Greg advised.
Step 4: Make sure container is clean of the original content.
Step 5: Fill with Bawls, Beer, or whatever you think a potion should taste like. promptly drink or if possible, save for later.
Step 6 (optional step): Offer to friends declaring crazily "DRINK THE POTION!" or something of that nature. (I like to use the "This fell out of a dimensional portal that opened inside my living room when i magic bursted Fire III on FFXI, wanna try it?" line.)

Summary: Potion bottles are decorative cups and display items, fused into one. But you can still have fun with em.

Metzgirl · Post by **Metzgirl** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:03 am

[quote="Deacon";p="660522"]Anyone else look at that bottle and see some sort of douche applicator or dildo or something?

[/quote]

Actually, I was thinking it looked more like an enema/butt plug.... but that's probably just me.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:19 am

Actually, yeah, Metzgirl, that's right. I was in the ballpark but couldn't quite place what it was reminding me of, exactly.

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