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Seir · Post by **Seir** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:57 am

Bad? How about ammonia in the air conditioning unit?

"Relations" with a 14 year-old girl, eh? So has this guy disappeared off the Internet altogether or is he hiding off in some other forums? Makes all of his claims about acting like the bigger man even funnier.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:38 am

Well, if you simply pour it in the compressor, it won't do anything.

If you want really nasty, unscrew the vents covering the ducts and chuck a piece of limburger/dead rat in there. In a coupla weeks, the smell will be unbearable.

Put Nair in all his shampoo bottles.

Report him to the IRS for tax evasion.

Crazy Glue in his car's doorlocks, Easy Off oven cleaner will take off the cars paint, dog crap under the doorhandles, nails under the tires. and just for fun, get under the car, and loosen the oil plug.

Yeah, I can be vindictive..

HTRN

thejerseyminx · Post by **thejerseyminx** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:31 pm

HTRN, all that seems pretty tame given the circumstances.

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:50 pm

That's tame?

Lever off his gas cap, stick a rag in there, and light it. Then run away. Make sure you wear gloves and layers of thick, easily-removable clothing for this. Gloves to make sure you don't leave prints, the layers in case something goes wrong and you catch fire.

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:34 am

Unfortunatly, he doesn't have his own car.

With the amonia in the air conditioner I would first have to find homes for the cats.
Everything else is doable, but I think him coming home from work one day and the place empty but his clothes is pretty good. Since I own everything in there, all the furniture and appliances.
Both our names are on the lease, and in order for one of us to get off, the other has to sign a paper saying they will take over the lease. So I can't just ask to be taken off, nor could I legally get him off without him having to sign as well.

The cops were called, but the girl doesn't want to say anything, so even though things were seen and heard by others, the police won't accept it. One guy she was with is going to jail for doing the same thing. He admitted to it, but she denies it. Just goes to show she doesn't want to rat anyone out. But since he admitted to it, they can prosecute him. Grrr... what a mess.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:26 am

[quote="Skorpion";p="667750"]That's tame?[/quote]

For me, yeah.

And yes, I have set fire to somebody's car in the distant past.

[quote="coyote blue";p="668005"]but I think him coming home from work one day and the place empty but his clothes is pretty good.[/quote]

Oooh, he left his clothes there?!

heeheehee.

Two words: Skunk Scent.

Or you could simply burn his clothes in the front yard.

HTRN

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:39 pm

Oh please. Cut 'em all apart and leave the cloth and a sewing kit behind.

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:46 pm

Unplug the fridge and leave something dead in there to rot.

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:33 pm

My advice is not to take or destroy anything that isn't yours, as tempting as it is. If you do, it gives him a reason to pester you further. Just take what's yours, and never look back.

And pee in his ice cube tray.

Arc Orion · Post by **Arc Orion** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:32 pm

What Jamie Bond said. Well, except for the ice cube tray thing.

vixendrop · Post by **vixendrop** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:11 pm

One of my ex's was extremely homophobic, so when I finally left him for being abusive my friends all signed him up on several gay dating sites with his home phone number, posted ads all over the city for a gay S&M party at his house with the address, etc.

It was great!

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:54 pm

Vixendrop, that is terrifying and brilliant.

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