Rave: kids these days know WAY too much

RandyWang · Post by **RandyWang** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:33 am

I work at an After School Care centre once a week, and the kids know me pretty well. So today, while I'm on duty outside, this little six-year-old girl called Francesca comes up to me and proudly proclaims "You could be a superstar!"

So, like the good staffie that I am, I ask: "Oh? How could I do that, then?"

She thinks carefully for a moment, before slowly replying, "Hmm... chop yer balls off?"

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:45 am

I blame the internet, and the return of swing music.

tankkisankari · Post by **tankkisankari** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:45 am

My 4 year old nephew watched some crappy wedding program on tv few months ago where some woman was acting a bit loony.
So he went on saying he would stay clear of those crazy women when he's grown up and do like uncle Janne(me) and live with a bloke.( i live in 2-person flat with a friend of male gender)
Was a bit of shock for his mommy and daddy.

AzraeL · Post by **AzraeL** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:23 am

[quote="RandyWang";p="670445"]I work at an After School Care centre once a week, and the kids know me pretty well. So today, while I'm on duty outside, this little six-year-old girl called Francesca comes up to me and proudly proclaims "You could be a superstar!"

So, like the good staffie that I am, I ask: "Oh? How could I do that, then?"

She thinks carefully for a moment, before slowly replying, "Hmm... chop yer balls off?"
[/quote]

Well, she's right...

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:38 pm

[quote="FireAza";p="670448"]I blame the internet, and the return of swing music.[/quote]

You blame swing music for everything!

HTRN

Aerdan · Post by **Aerdan** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:42 pm

[quote="tankkisankari";p="670449"]My 4 year old nephew watched some crappy wedding program on tv few months ago where some woman was acting a bit loony.
So he went on saying he would stay clear of those crazy women when he's grown up and do like uncle Janne(me) and live with a bloke.( i live in 2-person flat with a friend of male gender)
Was a bit of shock for his mommy and daddy.

[/quote]

Haha, that's awesome!

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:20 pm

I will never forget being 16 and heaing the word "penis" come out of a 4 year old's mouth. I was MORTIFIED!

Apparently, my oldest nephew had a friend whose parents believed in teaching their children the proper name for everything. Because my nephew was around this friend so much, he picked up the terminology as well - which upset his parents to no end, as they were not ready for this. At any rate, my sister dropped him off at my parents place for the weekend...and failed to inform us of this latest language bit. I was wrestling with my nephew one evening and had him "pinned". He says "Aunt Jenny! Aunt Jenny! Get up! You're squooshing my penis!

I don't think I have ever moved so fast. I scrambled away from him and headed for the couch, where my mother was laughing so hard she had tears coming out of her eyes and was in danger of falling off the couch her own self. Whether she was laughing at him, or at my mortification, she couldn't say. I wasn't used to hearing *that word* come out of an adult mouth, let alone a 4 year old! This is one of my favorite stories about that kid...

Post by **Blaze** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:00 pm

Clearly he will have a fascinating love life someday.

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:05 pm

The boy is 17 now....and while he's interested in girls, there's nothing serious on the horizon. Or at least there wasn't the last time I talked to my sister - which admittedly has been a few months.

RedBaron · Post by **RedBaron** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:26 pm

[quote="Tigger";p="670473"]I will never forget being 16 and heaing the word "penis" come out of a 4 year old's mouth. I was MORTIFIED!

Apparently, my oldest nephew had a friend whose parents believed in teaching their children the proper name for everything. Because my nephew was around this friend so much, he picked up the terminology as well - which upset his parents to no end, as they were not ready for this. At any rate, my sister dropped him off at my parents place for the weekend...and failed to inform us of this latest language bit. I was wrestling with my nephew one evening and had him "pinned". He says "Aunt Jenny! Aunt Jenny! Get up! You're squooshing my penis!

I don't think I have ever moved so fast. I scrambled away from him and headed for the couch, where my mother was laughing so hard she had tears coming out of her eyes and was in danger of falling off the couch her own self. Whether she was laughing at him, or at my mortification, she couldn't say. I wasn't used to hearing *that word* come out of an adult mouth, let alone a 4 year old! This is one of my favorite stories about that kid...[/quote]

It could have been much worse. What if he had said something like "Aunt Jenny, you're crushing my (enter whatever obscene slang term here)"

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:06 pm

Aunt Jenny, you're crushing my veiny, rock-hard, throbbing cock!

thejerseyminx · Post by **thejerseyminx** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:13 pm

That line is incredibly disturbing.

Sophira · Post by **Sophira** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:03 pm

Why did I grin?

I blame you people.

lila_may_qt · Post by **lila_may_qt** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:09 pm

That -is- pretty gross Deac ;p

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:11 pm

When I worked at Taco Bell, I met the son of one of the manager's sisters.
The kid was 5. And he said..."Bitch, if you was blonde, I'd be all over you!"

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