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Post by Bigity » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:23 pm

I worked at Taco Bell for a couple of months. Then I quit and swore I would never, ever, work in fast food again. It's a wasteland of humanity, in general.
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Post by RedBaron » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:59 pm

Taco Bell, or Fast Food...

Taco Bell is more than just a wasteland of humanity... there's much more waste in the taste.

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Post by Seir » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:25 pm

[quote="Tigger";p="670473"]I will never forget being 16 and heaing the word "penis" come out of a 4 year old's mouth. I was MORTIFIED!
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Oh c'mon now, it is the actual term for that appendage after all. It's not like you call your eye a "woozie" or your nose a "hoochie coochie". Or maybe it's because most of my family is in medicine that no one ever did get shocked about a 5 year old girl saying penis.
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Post by sneaky ninja » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:29 pm

My parents taught us the proper words - mum NEVER called them anything but what they were. I can't stand it when parents insist on giving things cutsie names. I knew a fourteen year old girl who didn't know what a vagina was. She just thought it was her "front bum". Like, what the hell. If you don't tell them when they're young, when will you tell them?

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Post by wocket » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:31 pm

My neice refers to her butt as either her "bucket" or her "bohiney". I swear, every time she says something like that, I get a cavity from the sugary-cuteness her parents teach her.
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Post by Seir » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:31 pm

[quote="sneaky ninja";p="670608"]My parents taught us the proper words - mum NEVER called them anything but what they were. I can't stand it when parents insist on giving things cutsie names. I knew a fourteen year old girl who didn't know what a vagina was. She just thought it was her "front bum". Like, what the hell. If you don't tell them when they're young, when will you tell them?[/quote]

/me mentions something about the scene in Clerks II where Becky protests, "You're not comparing brown eye to pink eye!?"
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Post by Tigger » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:55 pm

I knew what it was...I was simply shocked at hearing come out of a child's mouth. I didn't discuss such things with my parents - I learned on my own. And my parents knew that I knew...and if there had been a problem, I'm sure it would have been discussed. :)
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Post by Arc Orion » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:14 pm

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!
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Post by Sophira » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:15 pm

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Post by Seir » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:25 pm

[quote="Tigger";p="670630"]I knew what it was...I was simply shocked at hearing come out of a child's mouth. I didn't discuss such things with my parents - I learned on my own. And my parents knew that I knew...and if there had been a problem, I'm sure it would have been discussed. :)[/quote]

We know that you knew what is was; it's the fact that you were shocked at the fact that a 5 year old knew what a penis is is what got us.
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Post by RedBaron » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:27 pm

[quote="Seir";p="670642"][quote="Tigger";p="670630"]I knew what it was...I was simply shocked at hearing come out of a child's mouth. I didn't discuss such things with my parents - I learned on my own. And my parents knew that I knew...and if there had been a problem, I'm sure it would have been discussed. :)[/quote]

We know that you knew what is was; it's the fact that you were shocked at the fact that a 5 year old knew what a penis is is what got us.[/quote]

We HOPE you knew what it was... you're the one with a 5 year old nephew.

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Post by Tigger » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:28 pm

What? Who?
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Post by RedBaron » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:28 pm

Nephew, sorry. I rechecked the story and edited.

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Post by Deacon » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:29 pm

[quote="sneaky ninja";p="670608"]I knew a fourteen year old girl who didn't know what a vagina was. She just thought it was her "front bum".[/quote]
You think that's confusing for you, imagine what it does to boys. It's confusing when it's all referred to as your "bottom" and there's no distinction between where you pee from and everything else. Even using the proper generic terms, it can be confusing as an adolescent being under the impression that girls pee from their vagina.
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Post by Seir » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:31 pm

[quote="Deacon";p="670647"] It's confusing when it's all referred to as your "bottom" and there's no distinction between where you pee from and everything else. Even using the proper generic terms, it can be confusing as an adolescent being under the impression that girls pee from their vagina.[/quote]

Wait, what? They don't pee out of their vagina? How the hell do they get the pussytroll out then?
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