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Entirely grotesque things

Post by Blaze » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:20 am

Post things that gross, freak, or other wise * you out, so that we may laugh at your girly reaction.

Today, I decided to get my boots out and ready for the winter. Generally speaking, we keep them in the garage over the summer, so that if there's flooding or what have you, they're on hand. But I haven't worn them since last winter.

So I pulled them out, checked the laces, then started to put something on, when I felt something hard down inside one of them. I wasn't too afraid, because if it were a spider or something, it would have moved. So I reached down in and pulled it out.

Dead. Petrified. Frog.

FREAKING MUMMY FROG! AAAAGHGH! In my hand! SO GROSS! <little girl screech>
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Post by Seir » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:25 am

http://www.ispub.com/xml/journals/ijpn/ ... n-fig2.jpg

Edit: Yeah, that's a bit much for displaying here. I've left it as a link for the more curious who want to see what an infant with harlequin icthyosis (a genetic defect leading to malformed skin that shows up at birth) looks like.

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Post by StruckingFuggle » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:52 am

Seir, was posting that without a link or warning or anything really necessary?
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Post by Skorpion » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:03 am

This huge spider just scuttled across the floor into the kitchen, big, leggy brown thing. They always freak me out.
So I threw a newspaper at it, stepped on it a bit, and pounded it with a boot. I'll take a picture for the spider ID thread if I can work up the nerve to lift the paper, and if there's anything recognisable left.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9990/r ... derde8.jpg

You can SORTA make it out. Bit blurry, bit flat, but...
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Post by Blaze » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:10 am

Edit: Thanks, MB.
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Post by Deacon » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:06 am

Geez, people, it's a legitimate medical disorder that's already been a meme for a good while.
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Post by Blaze » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:40 am

Yeah, but it's recognized policy that you don't just post bloody, graphic pictures flat out. There's a difference between talking about something disgusting, and actually showing it. You ALWAYS link that kind of stuff.
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Post by bagheadinc » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:53 am

Well, if there's one thing I've learned from this thread....don't click links without reading the text below or you get bloody malformed skin babies that haunt your dreams.
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Post by Deacon » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:57 am

There's no blood involved.
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Post by bagheadinc » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:21 am

Then what's all that red stuff, ketchup?
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Post by Seir » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:31 am

Visible blood vessels. No blood leaking out so far as I can tell.
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Post by bagheadinc » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:32 am

You can still see blood, so it's still a bloody malformed skin baby in my opinion.

Posted Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:36 pm:
Wikipedia wrote:The features of sufferers are very deformed. The ears may be very poorly developed or absent entirely, as may the nose. The eyelids are severely inverted, which leaves the eyes and the area around them very susceptible to trauma. They often bleed upon birth.
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Post by Seir » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:42 am

Yes, it says that they can bleed upon birth, but as far as anyone can see, that baby is not bleeding in that picture.

Now if we're going to dwell upon the whole bloody/bleeding thing, to bleed would have to imply that blood is flowing outside/spilling from the blood vessels.

Are you forgetting that arteries are *red* in color?
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Post by bagheadinc » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:56 am

Dictionary.com-bloody wrote:5. of, pertaining to, or resembling blood; containing or composed of blood
Bloody malformed skin baby.
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Post by Deacon » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:13 am

Oh shut up. It's not that big a fucking deal, OK? There's no blood where it's not supposed to be. It's an old, generally well-known condition which, yes, can be shocking at first, but isn't an earth-shattering or gratuitously gross image. ESPECIALLY when this THREAD was created called ENTIRELY GROTESQUE THINGS.
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