Entirely grotesque things

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Post by Jamie Bond » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:10 am

Not many things gross me out anymore.... hhmm

Oh I know. Bird shit. You know, when you are on the peir and you put your hand on the rail, and it lands in a runny pool of white liquid seagul crap. Yeah, that'll do it.
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Post by Blaze » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:36 am

[quote="Jamie Bond";p="676928"]Not many things gross me out anymore.... hhmm

Oh I know. Bird shit. You know, when you are on the peir and you put your hand on the rail, and it lands in a runny pool of white liquid seagul crap. Yeah, that'll do it.[/quote]

Yes. Yes that'll do it.

And I was eating vanilla pudding, you bastid! :evil:
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Re: Entirely grotesque things

Post by bagheadinc » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:19 am

[quote="Blaze";p="676563"]Dead. Petrified. Frog.[/quote]

Not the same thing, but I present you with the death and rebirth of a frog.
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Post by sneaky ninja » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:22 am

My old roommate's illustrated nursing encyclopedia. I would, of course, have to open it up right at the page of penis diseases. EWEWEWEWEWWWW!
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Post by Sophira » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:09 pm

Half-eaten, days-old, stinky, nasty food.

Seriously. I gag.
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Post by Skorpion » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:16 pm

Cat food. Specifically, the stuff in gravy.

See, I tripped over the dish when getting my Frosties out the cupboard, and soaked the toe of my sock in the gravy. Ickickick.
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Post by Aerdan » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:47 pm

<obligatory type="statement">Animal food is made of people-food that did not make the cut</obligatory>

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Post by dmpotter » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:50 pm

People placing what should be a text node as an attribute in XML documents. EEEEWWW!!

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Post by AzraeL » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:59 pm

People who understand what dmpotter just said.

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Post by dmpotter » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:48 pm

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Post by Aerdan » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:45 pm

*groan*
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Post by Blaze » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:33 pm

That was not a pun. What you just did was comedy MURDER. It was an entirely grotesque thing.
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Post by Jamie Bond » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:44 am

Today at work, I walked into the bathroom to find on the counter, sitting in a puddle of water an upturned, bloody bandage.

Although that didn't gross me out as much as it pissed me off.
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Post by LK » Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:06 pm

Two other gross bathroom things:

Girls who don't wrap feminine products and just leave trash open--it's nasty

Guys who leave the toilet seat up in a dirty bathroom

Dirty bathrooms are gross anyway, but the worst is when you walk into a co-ed single bathroom somewhere and the toilet seat is up AND there's bloody nasty trash open.
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Post by Deacon » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:58 pm

Define toilet seat up and why it is inherently grotesque.
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