Entirely grotesque things

Seir · Post by **Seir** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:03 pm

You want gross? How about people who *don't* lift up the toilet seat when the take a piss?

Spongiform · Post by **Spongiform** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:05 pm

[quote="Deacon";p="677377"]Define toilet seat up and why it is inherently grotesque.[/quote]

OH MY GOD BECAUSE IF THE SEAT IS UP AND YOU SIT DOWN YOUR BUTT GOES IN THE TOILET

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT THE SEAT DOWN FOR ME

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:56 pm

I honestly don't see the big deal of the seat being up if you're in a public toilet. You should be doing The Squat anyway, not sitting on those disgusting seats.

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:50 pm

And that is why I love being male. Simple point-and-squirt interface.

The whole fat-around-organs thing is also good, though.

Post by **Blaze** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:59 pm

[quote="wocket";p="677418"]I honestly don't see the big deal of the seat being up if you're in a public toilet. You should be doing The Squat anyway, not sitting on those disgusting seats.[/quote]

And how do you propose to do it when you have to dump?

bagheadinc · Post by **bagheadinc** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:05 pm

[quote="Blaze";p="677443"]And how do you propose to do it when you have to dump?[/quote]

Clench tight and wait till you get home.

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:15 pm

Either that or work on your muscles, ya pansy.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:34 pm

They've been slacking on their kegels.

Sophira · Post by **Sophira** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:41 pm

I love this thread.

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:38 am

[quote="Spongiform";p="677408"][quote="Deacon";p="677377"]Define toilet seat up and why it is inherently grotesque.[/quote]

OH MY GOD BECAUSE IF THE SEAT IS UP AND YOU SIT DOWN YOUR BUTT GOES IN THE TOILET

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT THE SEAT DOWN FOR ME[/quote]
Hey, us guys have to use the seat too y'know, and we're also the one's who are most likely to leave the seat up. Doesn't bother us in the least, know why? Push + toilet seat + gravity = toilet seat down, it's that simple ladies! Having said that, I usually do end up putting the seat and lid down purely for the sake of completeness.

Spongiform · Post by **Spongiform** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:45 am

I put the seat and the lid down. If my mother and sister are going to inconvenience me by making me put the seat down (or else I get hassled), then they can damn well inconvenience themselves by putting the lid up.

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:23 am

A few things I dislike (nothing really "grosses me out")

Someone picking their nose &/or eatting what they had dug out.

Hearing someone take a crap. (regardless if they are squating or sitting

)

I always scream like a girl, maybe because I am one. But nothing really scares me enough to do so... one time about 6 years ago I was outside on the sidewalk at night and didn't realize at first I had my toes on a slug. I thought maybe it was a little puddle of something until I looked down. I washed my feet and stayed inside the rest of the night.

Aerdan · Post by **Aerdan** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:31 am

That first one actually hastens the process that occurs naturally anyways, so... *shrug*

Spongi: I put both down out of habit, as my dad and his housemate have cats that will drink the water in the toilet bowl if the lid's not down.

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:31 am

My tiny little terrier will get on her back legs and STRETCH her neck into the toilet bowl and drink out of that... with what looks like great difficulty, even if she already has a full bowl of fresh water waiting for her in the regular place.

So yeah, I close my lid too.

lila_may_qt · Post by **lila_may_qt** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:34 am

I had a cat fall in once while perched on the edge trying to drink, hence closing it now

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