Fill my Box

Post by **Mae Dean** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:24 am

[quote="gamerZ";p="684984"][quote="Mav";p="684982"]Liz, you're so loose no one could EVER fill your box.

They'd fly a 747 into your vagina and you'd be like "Is it in yet?"[/quote]

Lol, that's pretty harsh. Kinda like throwing a hotdog down the hallway?[/quote]

Hell no. We're talking wet saint bernard trying to get through a cat door.

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:24 am

*munches on popcorn*

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:36 am

I'm not really sure why the Saint Bernard has to be wet. This sounds like a euphism for something.

Drugs or venerial disease, take your pick.

(And yes folks, I'm such a stud even Liz has seen my penis.)

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:41 am

*chokes on popcorn*

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:19 am

Swallow it all, baby.

Post by **Lizzegirle** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:28 am

[quote="Mav";p="685002"]
(And yes folks, I'm such a stud even Liz has seen my penis. With a telescope of course. Did I just say that?

)[/quote]

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:31 am

Need an appetizer first.

Something other then a cocktail weiner, MAV, thank you.

Post by **Lizzegirle** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:31 am

I think he was talking about the popcorn.

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:32 am

[quote="Mav";p="685002"]
(And yes folks, I'm such a stud even Liz has seen my penis. With a telescope of course, cause she had to hide across the street from my bedroom. No way I'd get naked in front of that crazy skank. Did I just say that?

)[/quote]

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:33 am

I have a feeling otherwise.

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:33 am

[quote="Lizzegirle";p="685015"]I think he was talking about the popcorn.[/quote]

Was I? Was I really?

Posted Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:34 pm:

LOL CHATROOM

coyote blue · Post by **coyote blue** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:36 am

Yes, yes really.

I need a drink now.

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:37 am

Unless you're hot, I'm going to need one too. Or three.

Post by **Lizzegirle** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:51 am

[quote="Mav";p="685002"]
(And yes folks, I'm such a stud even Liz has seen my penis. With a telescope of course, cause she had to hide across the street from my bedroom. Of course, there is absolutely no way that she was able to see my tiny little thing from across the way. So I invited her over and she cried for an adult. Then the cops came to arrest me, but they couldn't very well arrest me for indecent exposure because it's so tiny. It's almost as if nothing is there. Did I just say that?

)[/quote]

lifedeath · Post by **lifedeath** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:22 am

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