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Seir · Post by **Seir** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:50 am

A little lesson in life: If you're lactose intolerant it pays to read the ingredients of your next meal. You ever wonder why there's not too much Chinese/Korean/Japanese food that deals with cheese or milkly sauces? It just so happens that a sizeable number of Asians end up being lactose intolerant later on in life. Sure there's a lot of stuff involving beef, but once we even think of touching (much less drinking) the stuff that's meant for calves; you're hit with worse gas than rotting swamp material.

Oh yeah, I caught my gf sleeping with my cow.

Phong · Post by **Phong** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:58 am

Seir wins the night!

tankkisankari · Post by **tankkisankari** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:55 am

Yay for lactose tolerance mutation!

Post by **Blaze** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:34 pm

[quote="Seir";p="687063"]

Oh yeah, I caught my gf sleeping with my cow.[/quote]

At least we know SHE'S not lactose Intolerant!

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:31 pm

Whoever it is that keeps putting milk and lactose in products that normally wouldn't have milk or lactose needs to be pulled out into the street, shot, and strung up by his balls as an example to all of humanity for what shall not be tolerated.

Arc Orion · Post by **Arc Orion** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:50 pm

I, for one, welcome our new, milky overlords.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:51 pm

[quote="gravity";p="687220"]Whoever it is that keeps putting milk and lactose in products that normally wouldn't have milk or lactose needs to be pulled out into the street, shot, and strung up by his balls as an example to all of humanity for what shall not be tolerated.

[/quote]

You think that's bad? Something like 70% of all processed food products contain wheat of one form or another.

Think of the poor bastards with wheat allergies.

HTRN

Yira Heerai · Post by **Yira Heerai** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:21 am

Or how about both a wheat allergy and a milk allergy?

Seir · Post by **Seir** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:23 am

/me wonders how many people saw the thread referenced in the title and in the last line, aside from Phong and Jezzy.

Yira Heerai · Post by **Yira Heerai** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:27 am

I did =\ I just decided to ignore the parody.

amlthrawn · Post by **amlthrawn** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:27 am

Its the only reason I looked here. Specifically, to see if I needed to lock this thread or not.

sneaky ninja · Post by **sneaky ninja** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:13 am

It took me a whole day to get the joke, but I get it now! And it's funny!

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:17 am

Off the record, I thought it was pretty damn funny

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:49 am

[quote="HTRN";p="687243"][quote="gravity";p="687220"]Whoever it is that keeps putting milk and lactose in products that normally wouldn't have milk or lactose needs to be pulled out into the street, shot, and strung up by his balls as an example to all of humanity for what shall not be tolerated.

[/quote]

You think that's bad? Something like 70% of all processed food products contain wheat of one form or another.

Think of the poor bastards with wheat allergies.

HTRN[/quote]

I dealt with a lot of children who had wheat allergies over the summer (I was a camp counsiler). They're all usually very nice children, surpsingly. I have no clue why, but the worse the allergies and the more they had, the nicer the child was.

Very strange.

Yira Heerai · Post by **Yira Heerai** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:33 am

Friend of mine wrote:Cause they're too exhausted to be nasty XD

I think that's actually a pretty suitable answer

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