What's beside your shitter?

Talk about whatever you feel like.
User avatar
Rorschach
The Immoral Immortal
Posts: 17760
Joined: Tue Feb 18, 2003 7:35 am
Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

What's beside your shitter?

Post by Rorschach » Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:37 pm

Well? What do you read while you're dropping the kids off at the pool?

At the moment, within easy reach, I have Arkham Asylum and Watchmen.
To Let

User avatar
Jezebel
Soapy's Choice
Posts: 5273
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 8:26 am
Location: your mom
Contact:

Post by Jezebel » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:04 pm

Lots of back issues of Popular Science/Mechanics, Scientific American, and Shape. As far as books go I currently have Nikel and Dimed and Shadow of the Hegemon. Some newspapers as well. Downstairs we have a Calvin and Hobbes book, Zombie Survival Guide, and an America's Most Wanted book.
Image

dmpotter
Redshirt
Posts: 4057
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:10 pm
Location: Massachusetts, US
Contact:

Post by dmpotter » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:11 pm

A toilet bowl brush and toilet paper. Nothing else.

User avatar
Tigger
Redshirt
Posts: 4641
Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:59 am
Gender: Female
Location: E of the Sun, W of the Moon
Contact:

Post by Tigger » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:19 pm

toilet paper, wet wipes, garbage can, and the SIL's box of personal girly items. No books.
Image
Spoiler: (click to reveal/hide)
[quote="bagheadinc";p="724695"]That's because your head is empty and has excellent acoustics. :P[/quote]
Deacon wrote:Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
My Amazon wish list

User avatar
Rorschach
The Immoral Immortal
Posts: 17760
Joined: Tue Feb 18, 2003 7:35 am
Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Post by Rorschach » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:25 pm

You two are mad. You don't read on the bowl?
To Let

User avatar
Tigger
Redshirt
Posts: 4641
Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:59 am
Gender: Female
Location: E of the Sun, W of the Moon
Contact:

Post by Tigger » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:39 pm

Does it really take that long? If it does, you have issues a doc needs to take care of! I'm in and out in a matter of minutes - by the time I got a book opened and found my place, I'd be done.
Image
Spoiler: (click to reveal/hide)
[quote="bagheadinc";p="724695"]That's because your head is empty and has excellent acoustics. :P[/quote]
Deacon wrote:Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
My Amazon wish list

User avatar
Rorschach
The Immoral Immortal
Posts: 17760
Joined: Tue Feb 18, 2003 7:35 am
Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Post by Rorschach » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:42 pm

It's not a neccessity, it's a luxury.
I like sitting for so long that the blood is cut off to my legs.
To Let

User avatar
Tigger
Redshirt
Posts: 4641
Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:59 am
Gender: Female
Location: E of the Sun, W of the Moon
Contact:

Post by Tigger » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:49 pm

Perhaps that's my problem then. I have not the time, nor the inclination, to sit there that long. If I'm going to read for an extended period of time, I prefer it to be somewhere comfy - like the couch. I live with 5 other people, all of whom will need to get in there at some point. I also have 2 cats who think I can't possibly go without their presence, no matter how tightly I shut the door. I guess I have too many other things that need to be done to waste time sitting in the bathroom on the toilet...
Image
Spoiler: (click to reveal/hide)
[quote="bagheadinc";p="724695"]That's because your head is empty and has excellent acoustics. :P[/quote]
Deacon wrote:Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
My Amazon wish list

User avatar
Negative Polarity
Redshirt
Posts: 2142
Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:10 am

Post by Negative Polarity » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:50 pm

A couple issues of Wired and a bunch of crappy import auto tuner mags (roommates). However, if I'm in it for the really long haul, I'll just bring my GBA with me... possibly the battery charger with it. :shifty:
My slow descent into madness seems to have abruptly become a flaming plunge.
[quote="Arc Orion";p="602569"]Negative Polarity, you're a sick, sick bastard.[/quote]

Skorpion
Redshirt
Posts: 5275
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:41 am
Location: Twyford, England

Post by Skorpion » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:54 pm

A wall and a sink. I do not and cannot read on the loo. Plus, books and water do not mix. Neither do books and external (or internal) noises.
If I read, I set off in a random directiom and sit down under a tree or against a wall somewhere with my headphones in.
Skorpynekomimi [FGTL]
Nyaow!
Image
What scares me? Mobile phones, bad driving, and brake lights.
(Spend some time drafting traffic on a bike and you'll understand the last one)

User avatar
Sophira
Jezzy's Belle
Posts: 4858
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:20 pm
Real Name: get outta my grits
Gender: Female
Location: Dallas, TX
Contact:

Post by Sophira » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:04 pm

I do not read on the toilet, because on most, my feet barely reach the floor and I lose feeling in my toes very quickly.

I just like to get the job done. If I want to read, I'll do it someplace comfortable.
<Arc_Orion> And I give rides to dudes!
<kaiju01> Yeah, I'm kind of a dick.
<Hirschof>Long from now, when the Earth is charred and barren, the only things left on the surface will be cockroaches and the continuous bickering between Fuggle and Deacon. :)
<Deacon> I'm not, however, played by a homosexual child star.

User avatar
Jamie Bond
Agent 0.07
Agent 0.07
Posts: 4736
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 11:05 pm
Gender: Male
Location: BC, Canada

Post by Jamie Bond » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:22 pm

How tall are you to have your feet barely reaching the floor?

heh.. at my family cabin, we ordered custom made toilets to be a little bit higher then average, because we are all tall in my family :)

Same with the countertops in the bathrooms and kitchen
"Go get the Happy!"

User avatar
Sophira
Jezzy's Belle
Posts: 4858
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:20 pm
Real Name: get outta my grits
Gender: Female
Location: Dallas, TX
Contact:

Post by Sophira » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:29 pm

5'

It's annoyingly just short enough that I have to force my toes to touch the floor in most chairs.
<Arc_Orion> And I give rides to dudes!
<kaiju01> Yeah, I'm kind of a dick.
<Hirschof>Long from now, when the Earth is charred and barren, the only things left on the surface will be cockroaches and the continuous bickering between Fuggle and Deacon. :)
<Deacon> I'm not, however, played by a homosexual child star.

User avatar
Deacon
Shining Adonis
Posts: 44234
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:00 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Lakehills, TX

Post by Deacon » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:33 pm

Nothing as far as reading material goes, but there are a couple of Calvin & Hobbes treasuries within reach should the occasion arise.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

User avatar
LQDMTL
Redshirt
Posts: 892
Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:47 am
Contact:

Post by LQDMTL » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:36 pm

I just play solitaire on my Treo. :P

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest