Pay Attention! (A Public Service Announcement)
Pay Attention! (A Public Service Announcement)
I like egg nog.
I like ice cream.
Mom bought egg nog ice cream.
WOO!
...I like my egg nog with cinnamon and nutmeg added on top.
...Well, hell, egg nog ice cream tastes pretty much just like egg nog. I'd like cinnamon and nutmeg on that, too!
But let me just say, that if you mistakenly pick up garlic instead of cinnamon, and you don't check before pouring it all over your ice cream, and in fact you don't notice something is wrong until you take a bite and your taste buds consider suicide...you will not be happy. You will make this face:
D:
Please, watch what you're doing, and don't pick up the garlic when you really want the cinnamon.
Luckily, this story has a happy ending. I washed out the bowl and tried again, and the results (after using the correct spices) were oh so nummy.
I like ice cream.
Mom bought egg nog ice cream.
WOO!
...I like my egg nog with cinnamon and nutmeg added on top.
...Well, hell, egg nog ice cream tastes pretty much just like egg nog. I'd like cinnamon and nutmeg on that, too!
But let me just say, that if you mistakenly pick up garlic instead of cinnamon, and you don't check before pouring it all over your ice cream, and in fact you don't notice something is wrong until you take a bite and your taste buds consider suicide...you will not be happy. You will make this face:
D:
Please, watch what you're doing, and don't pick up the garlic when you really want the cinnamon.
Luckily, this story has a happy ending. I washed out the bowl and tried again, and the results (after using the correct spices) were oh so nummy.
Buy some Cute Stuff and support this woman.
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Re: Pay Attention! (A Public Service Announcement)
Why does a child's laughter make you wretch?
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
Um, our powdered garlic is not white, and our cinnamon is brownish. But I didn't look down before taking a bite.
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