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The coolest thing to ever grce the planet

Post by Esvoiel » Fri Apr 25, 2003 6:24 am

Vegetables.
That's right. You heard me. Vegetables.
The coolest thing to ever grace the face of this planet, gave birth to the coolest phrase ever. "I don’t give a vegetable" started way back in last year. Now you may not know that I'm a vegetarian. I eat all the dairy crap, just not meat.
But anyway, my friends always commented on how many vegies I had at my house. So just to confuse them with crappy nonsense, I coined the phrase "don’t give a vegetable" it worked awesomely. Mainly because it could be used in front of anybody, unlike it's swearing counterpart.

Vegetables- If you don’t eat them, they'll eat you.
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Post by Wite_Rabit » Fri Apr 25, 2003 6:49 am

Cows- If you don't eat them, they'll eat grass.

no, wait.. shoot.
ninja post, anyways. i still say pork and pork products are teh r0x0r ^_^

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Post by Arcanos » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:06 am

Save a Vegetable, Eat a Herbavore?





just givin ya a hard time its all in good fun :p
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Post by billf » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:05 am

awww... I thought this was a thread about me :(
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Post by Ohnogdzilla » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:21 am

Nah....'s a thread about Veggietables

or vegimite

or vegans

I dunno

I want a taco

Till Next I Ramble....
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Post by Yabbo » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:34 am

I would disagree and say that language, maybe a dictionary for some ACCURACY IN WRITTEN FORMS OF COMMUNICATION is far more important to humanity than a vegetable. we can also eat animals and berries.

and if you disagree with me, i dont give a flying fuck.
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Post by Rorschach2 » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:38 am

I like Cassidy's view on vegetarianism:
"...I've got this brilliant recipe for quiche! You make the quiche, right, an' then you cook it, an' then you throw the stupid fuckin' thing out the window. Then you grill yourself a T-bone an' eat that instead."
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Post by XenoWolf » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:42 am

Children, the other white meat.
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Post by furre » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:16 pm

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they all made of meat!?
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Post by Eihger » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:20 pm

Humans are MENT to eat meat, we even have kanines(Spelling) if we weren't ment to eat meat we wouldn't be so high on the food chart
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Post by NotQuiteDead » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:39 pm

Humans are omnivores. It's been scientifically and medically proven (and I have the books) that we need nutrients found in meat in order to thrive and survive.

Not trying to convert any leaf-eaters, just stating fact.

Personally speaking, there's nothing better than a slab of grilled marinated dead animal. with a salad and sweet potato on the side. And pie. I like pie.
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Post by Yabbo » Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:47 pm

"canines"
"meant"
"food chain"

its not that we are meant to be high on the food chain, our intelligence allows us to cheat. we've lost whatever natural defenses and abilities we had in exchange for welfare.

ive also found it easier if you read more often or perhaps keep an extra browser open to an online dictionary.
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Post by JesseT AzN » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:24 pm

bah I say the ability to create an m-16 a2 is a defensive ability :P
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Post by NKryptiD » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:40 pm

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Post by Eronarn » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:54 pm

[quote="Yabbo";p="60758"]"canines"
"meant"
"food chain"

its not that we are meant to be high on the food chain, our intelligence allows us to cheat. we've lost whatever natural defenses and abilities we had in exchange for welfare.

ive also found it easier if you read more often or perhaps keep an extra browser open to an online dictionary.[/quote]

Moron. Our intelligence IS our natural ability. With it we're able to outsmart almost all the other animals in the world.
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