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Post by PVTHillbilly » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:09 pm

Drink some castor oil or something, I heard that works.
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Post by sneaky ninja » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:24 pm

Isn't spicy food supposed to work as well?

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Post by Metzgirl » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:44 pm

Supposedly. And Lutefisk and chocolate and chinese....

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Post by bagheadinc » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:45 pm

How about a spicy Chinese Lutefisk covered in chocolate?
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Post by Metzgirl » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:47 pm

I think adding spicy to lutefisk would make the fish explode. It's a norwegian tradition, after all.

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Post by PVTHillbilly » Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:38 pm

Do you have the "What to Expect when your expecting" book? It has some tips for inducing labor.
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Post by Deacon » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:05 am

She needs to hold off until Wednesday, regardless.
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Re: Metzgirl's "I'm so tired of being pregnant" Po

Post by kizba » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:28 am

The only tried and true ways are lots of sex and lots of walking.

Neither worked for me.

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Post by Dayan Rabalyn » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:17 pm

I know that one of my friends was getting false labour for about a week, then she spent a whole night drinking rasberry tea and pineapple chunks, she couldn't sleep because she was so uncomfortable, we were at the hospital at 7am the next morning (I stayed up with her all night, I was one of her birth partners) and she had the baby just before 9am!
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Post by PVTHillbilly » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:31 pm

Walking helped me dialate. I was 4 cm and lost my mucus plug a week before I went to the hospital.
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Post by Arc Orion » Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:18 pm

[quote="kizba";p="703480"]The only tried and true ways are lots of sex and lots of walking.

Neither worked for me.[/quote]Well, you've obviously not tried enough of them!

Also, every time I hear the term "mucus plug", I imagine a wine cork shaped object made of earwax popping out of a vagina. Yes, I know that's not right, and yes, I know something's wrong in my head.
I need fewer water.

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Post by Sophira » Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:54 pm

From what I hear (yay Girl Talk!) it's much grosser than that.

Much. Grosser.
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Post by wocket » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:02 am

Sophira speaks the truth. Image
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Post by Arc Orion » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:48 am

I know it's grosser. That's how I know my image of it is not right.
I need fewer water.

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Re: Metzgirl's "I'm so tired of being pregnant" Po

Post by Jordan- » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:01 am

I'll take the 29th
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