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by Deacon » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:00 pm
[quote="Nomi";p="703859"]IM the boss![/quote]
Via what? AIM? MSN? Yahoo? Be specific.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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by Nomi » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:58 pm
Deacon wrote:[quote="Nomi";p="703859"]IM the boss!
Via what? AIM? MSN? Yahoo? Be specific.[/quote]I have MSN and ICQ. If he has them both on then I just ping them both. Send dirty flirty messages till he gets flustered and decides that the internet isnt as good as what I offer.
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by Tigger » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:01 pm
a swift kick in the ass?
Spoiler: (click to reveal/hide)[quote="bagheadinc";p="724695"]That's because your head is empty and has excellent acoustics.
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Deacon wrote:Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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by Nomi » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:03 pm
Tigger wrote:a swift kick in the ass?
But.... your husband doesn't have an ass.... how do you have such miraculous aim?
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by Tigger » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:07 pm
I marked an X on the spot I hit once.
Spoiler: (click to reveal/hide)[quote="bagheadinc";p="724695"]That's because your head is empty and has excellent acoustics.
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Deacon wrote:Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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by Sophira » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:13 pm
If he gets flustered on IM, he is weak and it's no wonder you're the boss.
<Arc_Orion> And I give rides to dudes!
<kaiju01> Yeah, I'm kind of a dick.
<Hirschof>Long from now, when the Earth is charred and barren, the only things left on the surface will be cockroaches and the continuous bickering between Fuggle and Deacon. 
<Deacon> I'm not, however, played by a homosexual child star.
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by Nomi » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:07 pm
It's all in what I type. Men cannot resist tactfully phrased references to sex when they know there is a chance to actually get said sex. All the internet can offer is pictures, which we can all agree is never as good as the real thing. Plus I'm loud and assertive.
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by Tigger » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:10 pm
[quote="Nomi";p="703932"] Plus I'm loud and assertive.
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/me hands Nomi the "Understatement of the Year" award...and runs for her life
Spoiler: (click to reveal/hide)[quote="bagheadinc";p="724695"]That's because your head is empty and has excellent acoustics.
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Deacon wrote:Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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by Nomi » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:12 pm
*Smirks, calls Tigger*
Hello, Pot? This is Kettle. You're black.
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by document » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:18 pm
The man may be the head of the household, but the wife is the neck. She can turn the head any direction she wants to.
Or something like that.
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by bagheadinc » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:19 pm
document wins this thread!
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by Nomi » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:21 pm
*claps for Document!* Why didn't I think of that?
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by document » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:23 pm
The real credit belongs to "My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding".
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by Anthogna » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:26 pm
GAH! I was so close! I was totally going to throw up the BFGW quote if nobody had said it yet!
I concede defeat to you, document.
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by amlthrawn » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:18 am
Angel.
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