Lotsa puns...

Post by **Martin Blank** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:08 pm

This is from a collection I built up in IRC over a few weeks. Not sure why I'm posting them... Probably for quick access here instead of hunting for my mIRC logs all the time. Well, that and I find them humorous at 5am. Anyway, here you go.

Low vacation prices because these days, cruise lines are barely staying afloat...

Even Wall Street is saying that the cruise lines' accountants' predictions don't hold water...

The whole tourism industry is undergoing a sea change...

It's not even funny how many travel agents are jumping ship...

The travel industry is sailing into uncharted waters in these days of world uncertainty...

Of course, even with the need to innovate, none of the major players want to risk making waves...

It's also keeping a lot of people who are interested in the industry but afraid of its future from getting their feet wet...

After all, it's sink or swim in the current economic climate...

And you have to make a big splash to get the attention of the customers...

The travel industry is having trouble finding calm waters; it's as though the leaders are asleep at the helm...

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:10 pm

You will die. You are aware of this aren't you?

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:27 pm

Damn you Martin!

NotQuiteDead · Post by **NotQuiteDead** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:32 pm

LOL, Jez on da hunt.....strangely arousing.....

But I would be afraid, though--I mean, look what happened to Billf...

Eronarn · Post by **Eronarn** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:44 pm

Puns... so AWFUL! How can you inflict these horrors upon other people?

Arcanos · Post by **Arcanos** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:12 pm

that was horrible... we really ought to divise some sort of punishment for him.

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pun intended

Shanira · Post by **Shanira** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:35 pm

Terminal punning.

I am now convinced such a thing exists.

XenoWolf · Post by **XenoWolf** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 6:10 pm

It's the thread we all feared..

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:01 pm

Congrats, MB, you have now reached status critical!!!

I would have used the Engrish pun in there, but too many people would have killed me too...

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Ohnogdzilla · Post by **Ohnogdzilla** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:03 pm

Oooo....How about Car puns...The Transmission from travel puns to car puns is an easy shift. I'm pretty sure that everyone had the capacity to not tire under the Grilling of some Car puns! Don't try and engine block your ears to stop me, and don't try to slam on the brakes by changing the subject! Now I hope everyone doesn't hate me to the depths of their Solanoid, but I'll Never Exahust of car puns. As long as you don't clutch up, they come in automatic. The Key to car puns is never to get caught in neutral. Remember this fact, and the humor can only accellerate.

Till next I ramble....

Fael-Inis · Post by **Fael-Inis** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:04 pm

Hehehehehe... Matrin, those are punny!

Erm... I mean.. Funny! Yeah!

The Forum Hillbilly · Post by **The Forum Hillbilly** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:10 pm

/me falls over

Myx · Post by **Myx** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:22 pm

Very punny. You shall be punished, sent to a punitentary and served nothing but cinnamon puns for every meal of the day.

I like pie · Post by **I like pie** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:29 pm

There was a pun contest. Some guy entered 10 puns.

How many of his puns won a prize?

No pun in ten did.

Beware of the Leopard · Post by **Beware of the Leopard** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:30 pm

for a form of dry humor, those puns were quite... *does a Dr. Evil turn to the side and pinky to the mouth motion* ... wet...

*sees no one is laughing*
by wet I was both contrasting the phrase dry humor with the subject matter of the puns... it was another pun...
*beats himself furiously*

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