I am now an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church

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I am now an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church

Post by RadicalDreamer » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:23 pm

Bless you, one and all.
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Post by Tigger » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:39 pm

You are the third person I know to have done this. The next person who has $25 to waste, send it to me!
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Post by Deacon » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:56 pm

I thought it was free.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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Post by RadicalDreamer » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:01 pm

It's free. You can buy a certificate for $20. You can also buy PhDs in stuff like metaphysics. I need to buy one, and make everyone refer to me as "Doctor."
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Post by Jezebel » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:52 am

Welcome to 7 years ago!
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Post by RadicalDreamer » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:04 am

Jez, you should speak more respectfully to a man of the cloth.
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Post by Jezebel » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:28 am

As a woman on the cloth in good standing for 7 years, I outrank you good sir. :roll:
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Post by vixendrop » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:41 am

Welcome to the fold! I was ordained about 7-8 years ago, I don't remember which. Hmm, I should look that up.
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Post by StruckingFuggle » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:44 am

... why haven't I heard of this before?
"He who lives by the sword dies by my arrow."

"In your histories, there are continual justifications for all manner of hellish actions. Claims of nobility and heritage and honor to cover up every bit of genocide, assassination, and massacre. At least the Horde is honest in their naked lust for power."
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Post by RadicalDreamer » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:47 am

Well, then we should then rejoice in our faith, sister.
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Post by Cyberliger777 » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:43 am

[quote="Jezebel";p="722820"]As a woman on the cloth in good standing for 7 years, I outrank you good sir. :roll:[/quote]

Did you mean 'on the cloth' or of the cloth?

If you meant 'on the cloth,' I might have to visit some time and get a blessing or two. :mrgreen:
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Post by Blaze » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:45 am

I think I did that back about the time I first joined the forums. It was one of my life's greatest achievements.
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Post by Jezebel » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:48 am

[quote="Cyberliger777";p="722829"][quote="Jezebel";p="722820"]As a woman on the cloth in good standing for 7 years, I outrank you good sir. :roll:[/quote]

Did you mean 'on the cloth' or of the cloth?

If you meant 'on the cloth,' I might have to visit some time and get a blessing or two. :mrgreen:[/quote]

While I am sitting on cloth at the moment, It should be fairly obvious I meant of.
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Post by Jamie Bond » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:52 am

My friend got one of those and actually preformed a real legal wedding.
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Post by vixendrop » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:59 am

My father got ordained by ULC and works at a wedding minister in Houston now... been doing it a couple years actually. Makes pretty good money that way.
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