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Beware of the Leopard · Post by **Beware of the Leopard** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:45 am

Excited Red Sox Fans Eagerly Await Debut Of Matsuzaka's 'Ultimate Galactic Dragon Gyroball Pitch Power Explosion'

Post by **Lizzegirle** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:22 am

Ya know. I think we need to make a rule that you can't post Onion articles on here until it is the funniest thing you have ever read. This is just meh.

Spongiform · Post by **Spongiform** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:45 am

Not only that but it is also about baseball, which is boring.

Post by **Blaze** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:48 am

Actually, if you followed baseball news, you'd know how funny this is. People in Boston are driving to the Sox spring training facility and standing hundreds of people deep JUST to watch this guy throw. I mean, yeah, he's a good pitcher, but coke fiends don't gather like this when a drug lord advertises "Free Line Day".

Spongiform · Post by **Spongiform** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:51 am

Yeah, but I don't follow baseball news, and neither does anyone outside the US basically... or a lot of people in the US.... and so it's boring, not funny.

RadicalDreamer · Post by **RadicalDreamer** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:56 am

"Ultimate Galactic Dragon Gyroball Pitch Power Explosion," eh?

That sounds great and all, but can it compare to the Tezuka Special?

Post by **Lizzegirle** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:58 am

Oh I saw the humor. It's just still not that funny.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:02 am

[quote="Blaze";p="723380"]Actually, if you followed baseball news, you'd know how funny this is. People in Boston are driving to the Sox spring training facility and standing hundreds of people deep JUST to watch this guy throw. I mean, yeah, he's a good pitcher, but coke fiends don't gather like this when a drug lord advertises "Free Line Day".[/quote]

So your saying Sox fans are dumber than coke fiends?

HTRN

Post by **Blaze** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:06 am

Pretty much, yes.

Well, lets put it this way. Would you root for a team that spent $51 MILLION just for the right to NEGOTIATE with a guy to maybe potentially sign him to a contract?

The Cid · Post by **The Cid** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:32 am

[quote="Blaze";p="723395"]Pretty much, yes.

Well, lets put it this way. Would you root for a team that spent $51 MILLION just for the right to NEGOTIATE with a guy to maybe potentially sign him to a contract?[/quote]

I would.

In fact, I do root for that team. And if you're going to make fun, you should know we're borderline psychotic when it comes to baseball. Tread carefully.

I mean, we're crazy enough to believe in the Demon Sphere. Besides. That 51 million will keep the Seibu Lions in business. (And as for the Onion article, it'd be funny if it weren't so close to the truth.)

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:15 am

Forget about the money - the fact that they're obsessed with a team that goes 86 YEARS between World series wins?

Not only are they crazy, but they're masochists!

HTRN

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:21 am

Hey! That's my parents you're talking about, mister!

Jamie Bond · Post by **Jamie Bond** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:16 am

Liz has spoken; it's not funny.
If you know what's good for you, you won't even dare so much as smirk.

Serious business!

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