The pope secretly goes to London so that he can enjoy himself from all the rigours of work etc. When he finally arrived he saw his limousine, and climbed in. Once in the back seat, he sighed heavily. Wondering what was wrong, the driver asked. The pope responded, "Well, I've always wanted to drive a limousine, but I've never had the chance. I was wondering if maybe you could let me drive?". Somewhat baffled, the limousine driver felt obligated to let the pope to drive, so they switched positions. The pope speeded away onto the highway, and within no time at all was pulled over (heck, he didn't know how to drive!). So the police man saunters over, looks in the window, and suddenly startled, shuffles back to his car and leans on his window to the CB. "Sir, I've got a problem. I've pulled over someone, err, important." "Well how important?" "Uhh, Very important." "Well is it the mayor?" "uhh, no, not quite." "A prince?" "Uhh, not quite." "The president?" "Uhh, no sir, he's more important than that." "Well for goodness sake man, spit it out!" "Well sir, he's so important, he's being driven by the pope!".
Hope you enjoyed
<~~from Mac Hall
