Most random occurance of the day?

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:46 pm

Lucksi wrote:Should think about hair dye? Or a hairpiece a la Trump for bald spot? Well, thanks anyway neighbourino

This question is worthless without pics.

The Cid · Post by **The Cid** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:51 pm

Lucksi wrote:Should think about hair dye? Or a hairpiece a la Trump for bald spot?

No. You're a guy. Embrace gray (or white) hair as evidence that you've been around a while and you can handle whatever you're presented with. And a hairpiece? Really? Come on man, you have more dignity than that!

Remember, if you're going to dye your hair and/or wear a toupee, you're required by international law to purchase a Porsche 911 (preferably in a hideous color that defeats the purpose of buying a nice car) and go out to nightclubs on a regular basis. Do you really want all that expense and hassle just because a neighbor said something about your age?

Hirschof · Post by **Hirschof** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:58 pm

Comb over, tons of hairspray, and compliment with polyester leisure suit.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:28 pm

Poke everyone you meet in the eyes with a stick. Then tell them you have thick, luxurious hair.
That's what I do, and I get mad pussy.

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:04 pm

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:11 pm

You want to see what's happening at the other end.

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:18 am

Either way, he's angry about it. That's one mad pussy!

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:47 pm

We got it, 'Aza.
We got it.
You're a good lad anyway.

renka · Post by **renka** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:15 pm

Yesterday I was in Toledo (Spain, not Ohio) standing on a nifty stone bridge when a bunch of Asian tourists who spoke neither Spanish nor English (the only two languages I speak) came up to me and started talking very excitedly and gesturing a lot. I have no idea what language they were speaking, but they kept repeating the same things over and over and eventually I figured out from their gestures that one of the guys who was a little older and looked kind of like the grandfather or maybe crazy uncle of the group wanted to take a picture with me. So sure, whatever, I let his friend take our picture. They all seemed very happy about this. I start to walk away, but they start talking to me again and gesturing even more, and this time I really had no idea what they wanted. And then the guy who was in the picture with me started acting like he wanted me to hand him my purse, which I was kind of uncomfortable with. But I didn't know what else to do because they quite literally couldn't understand me when I said I wanted to go, and walking away was kind of hard because there were a lot of them and we were on a not so large bridge. So I let the guy take my bag, and he puts it on and clearly pretends to be me, and his friend takes another picture. Then he gave me my bag back, they all thanked me (I think? It looked like they were thanking me. They seemed pretty happy.) and they went on they're way. And then they did this again to another American girl further down the bridge. My friends and I got a really good laugh out of this.

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:57 am

Rorschach wrote:We got it, 'Aza.
We got it.
You're a good lad anyway.

Just checkin' we're all on the same page with regard to cat-based puns.

Hirschof · Post by **Hirschof** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:05 pm

Pulled up next to this gem yesterday.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:55 pm

Is that for real? That is AWESOME

adciv · Post by **adciv** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:00 pm

I can smell smoke from a fire. The fire is located 150 miles south of where I live.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:17 pm

Do you smell toast or taste pennies?

tnitnetny · Post by **tnitnetny** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:54 am

adciv wrote:I can smell smoke from a fire. The fire is located 150 miles south of where I live.

I could smell it too Saturday morning and I am what 100 miles north of you?

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