Rantettes and Ravettes Ep. V - The Moderator Strikes Back

[Koeniou]

Rant: My sister's laptop is broken
Rave: Its getting fixed
Rant: She's using mine while I'm not at home.
Rant: She fucking picking at all of the stickers on it (i.e. the Intel, Windows XP & laptop spec list stickers that were on it when I bought it), and thus making my laptop look ratty. Also, she doesn't shut the computer down, she just closes the lid. NOT THE SAME THING.

[Tigger]

Rant: I hate living in a state that has "extremes" in weather. Two days ago it was 101*. Yesterday it was 60*, today's high is 58*. By Friday it will maybe be tolerable again at 75*, but it's going to be overcast until Tuesday! I HATE the weather here. Give me a place where it either gradually gets cold or gradually gets warm...or preferably stays at about 75-80* year round. My hands hurt in the cold.

[amlthrawn]

Rave: Fiber!

[Metzgirl]

Rant: I had a lia sophia party tonight (fun jewlry, for those who don't know) I invited something like 30 people. Not a single one came. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON! I had fancy cheeses, arbor mist, little debbies... all kinds of fun random party stuff. NO ONE. I feel like such a loser right now.

Mini-rave: I did one necklace cheap just for throwing a party.

[Seir]

Rant: People who consider MMA-type matches to be brutal, yet happen to be boxing fans.

[Deacon]

Rave: Fiber!

Bran muffin?

[Blaze]

What did Jesus say a few hours after eating his first bran muffin?

"HOLY CRAP!"

[Sophira]

That's possibly the most unfunny joke I've ever read.

[Blaze]

Then I am a success!

[thejerseyminx]

Rant: Verizon - every other goddamn number I could think of has FiOS available(including one two blocks from here), EXCEPT MINE!

HAHA!

[ampersand]

Rant: I hate living in a state that has "extremes" in weather. Two days ago it was 101*. Yesterday it was 60*, today's high is 58*. By Friday it will maybe be tolerable again at 75*, but it's going to be overcast until Tuesday! I HATE the weather here. Give me a place where it either gradually gets cold or gradually gets warm...or preferably stays at about 75-80* year round. My hands hurt in the cold.

Well, there's islands (Hawaii, Tahiti, etc.), San Diego, and pretty much any place in the Tropics that doesn't involve mountains.

On the bright side, with the further development of Global Warming, soon, San Francisco could become that perpetual 75° - 80°F paradise, while Napa Valley could turn into either a desert or a jungle, we're not quite sure yet. It will probably still fog over, though.

Mini-rave: If you want to use the degree sign, (°) use unicode Alt-0176.

[PFBoD]

What did Jesus say a few hours after eating his first bran muffin?

"HOLY CRAP!"

That makes me giggle.

Also rave: fresh home made bread from a friend’s house. It’s all tasty and warm, no need for butter or anything.

[Koeniou]

Rave: 9 hour shift today.
Rant: Didn't have internet for the first 2 hours.
Rant: Again, its a slow day.
Rant: Its so cold in the store.

[Lunatic Jedi]

Rave: I has graduated! I'm done being a senior, and soon I get to be a freshman all over again. wewt

Rant: After several hours of celebratory go-kart riding last night, accompanied by playing a very vigorous boxing game in the video arcade at Scandia, my thighs and butt muscles are in blinding pain. Now I can't walk properly, and I can't complain about my butt hurting because, well... people will assume things.

[Nukinblackmage]

Rant: People who consider MMA-type matches to be brutal, yet happen to be boxing fans.

...Seir, MMA matches ARE brutal. Think about it: Two guys beating each other around the head and torso vs. two guys beating each other everywhere, stomping feet, stretching each other's limbs to the point of breaking, slamming each other to the mat, choking each other...which is the more "brutal" of the two?