Greetings from the long suffering wife of ...

[Jadefire]

Hi Tigger! The Bunnies are a dead giveaway huh? I swear, the man should be glad we're at different ends of the earth or he would've been sleeping on the couch after that, though I am considering some sort of retroactive punishment.

[adciv]

Ah, now I get it. You're Jerm's wife. Current location, New Zealand as I recall?

[Jadefire]

I am indeed currently residing at the arse end of New Zealand, practicing my American accent for when we move.

[adciv]

Which American accent? I know of a half dozen off the top of my head. Hell, someone thought I was Russian once, based on my accent. Don't think I had ever left the U.S. at that point.

[Jadefire]

I haven't narrowed it down yet. I am partial to the southern drawl though.

[Tigger]

It's also fairly easy to imitate. Just make sure you don't end up sounding like a hick!

[JermCool]

She already sounds like that in her own country. We'll get her learned up good, though.

[Tigger]

Now, now...I need proof before I agree with you.

[adciv]

Audio recording of her reading the newspaper, perchance?

[Jadefire]

Audio recording of her reading the newspaper, perchance?

I did try this. I couldn't stop myself from laughing at the articles I tried to read. Like the poor bastard who got beaten up by the wee tart that didn't think much of his advances. The next time I tried, I got a txt message from one of my oldest sons friends talking about a birthday party where there would be 'plnty o singl grls'.

I will try again on a droll day.

[Sophira]

Did you just necro your own intro post?

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