Are you going to hell?

Ashen · Post by **Ashen** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:26 am

I need to get lustier!

YH · Post by YH » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:35 am

Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Oh wow...... and may I ask why "Treason against your country" has anything to do with being damned to Hell?

Yali · Post by **Yali** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:43 am

I'm in seventh level

/me partays there with Mina and Bobby

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

I'm so sweet

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:46 am

Seventh Level of Hell
Looks like Yali, Bobby Drake, Ashen and I can car-pool
Since when is oral sex a sin? I could understand if it was on oneself but I can't reach that far.

Yali · Post by **Yali** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:53 am

hehehe...

/me doesn't see harm in having sex with both women and men either!!!

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 10:07 am

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 10:07 am

Nope - no problems there; if the Big Man hadn't intended the ladies to be bisexual, He wouldn't have made it so aesthetically pleasing
Man I wish I was a woman, I'd be such a slut

FreakForFinalFantasy · Post by **FreakForFinalFantasy** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 10:28 am

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Mr.Shroom · Post by **Mr.Shroom** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 11:46 am

*puts on top hat, starts dancing*

"Lusty urges and other vises,
poking holes without the lords guidance,
all of this and more will land you down in level twwwwwwwwoooooo..."

JesseT AzN · Post by **JesseT AzN** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 11:49 am

I thought you were more evil than level two shroom

Mr.Shroom · Post by **Mr.Shroom** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 11:55 am

Well, if I wasn't so goddamn sexy, I'd be all the way on level seven. The high libido saves all! W00t!

hell_monkey5623 · Post by **hell_monkey5623** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 12:08 pm

Limbo!

1st level of hell! I'm a saved soul!
Piss on all you heathens!

FreakForFinalFantasy · Post by **FreakForFinalFantasy** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 12:10 pm

but I like being a heathen...we have more fun..you pansy

Mr.Shroom · Post by **Mr.Shroom** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 12:14 pm

Yes, being buffered and molested by the winds itself while checking out hotties from across history sure beats spending an eternity with the GREATEST MINDS THAT EVER FREAKIN' LIVED.

*gives FreakForFinalFantasy a savage beating*

Imperator Severn · Post by **Imperator Severn** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 12:17 pm

It seems I am a lustful, gluttinous, wrathful heretic.

Oy, gevalt.

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