The Sword of Cheese

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The Sword of Cheese

Post by Rushing » Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:54 pm

I am a programmer by day, Retribution paladin by night and father of 2. I enjoy fantasy and Science Fiction. I have most, if not all, of the script of The Princess Bride memorized. I cried when I found out that Douglas Adams passed away, and was disappointed but not surprised to find out that Robert Jordan was too caught up in building his franchise than actually finishing the !@#$ story before he croaked. Rhichard Rahl is my hero. Cheddar cheese and peanut butter make everything taste better... even more so than ketchup... and especially when used at the same time. But... Wash! Why did it have to be Wash?

I haven't read the forum archives, so i don't know you, or the in-jokes in this forum but Cheese seems to have some significance... And, no, you don't want to know how much I love my cheese.
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Re: The Sword of Cheese

Post by adciv » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:54 pm

I think you're going to fit in just fine here. And his name is Richard Zorander Rahl.
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Re: The Sword of Cheese

Post by JermCool » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:06 pm

Rushing wrote:Wash! Why did it have to be Wash?
Because Joss is a heartless bastard. :(

Good start. You might actually survive the torture.
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Re: The Sword of Cheese

Post by Rushing » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:50 pm

Ooh! I love torture... Can we use the hot oil, safety pins and real Small Furry Creatures from Alpha Centauri?
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The ways of God and government and girls are all mysterious, and it is not given to mortal man to understand them. -- Lazarus Long

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Re: The Sword of Cheese

Post by Moggie » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:54 am

No they called in sick this week. You may have to make do with a Tribble. We're overstocked on those.

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Re: The Sword of Cheese

Post by Chanceafs » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:54 am

JermCool wrote:
Rushing wrote:Wash! Why did it have to be Wash?
Because Joss is a heartless bastard. :(

Good start. You might actually survive the torture.
Jenny Calender, Alan Francis Doyle, Joyce Summers, Tara McClay, Anya Chrisina Emanuella Jenkins, Cordelia Chase, Winifred Burkle, Sheppard Derria Book, & Hoban Washburne....

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Re: The Sword of Cheese

Post by stile99 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:51 am

Moggie wrote:No they called in sick this week. You may have to make do with a Tribble. We're overstocked on those.
On a related matter, what the heck happened to all the wheat?

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Re: The Sword of Cheese

Post by Rushing » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:24 pm

We beamed what was left of it and several of the tribbles into Rorschach's docking bay, just to annoy him.
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The ways of God and government and girls are all mysterious, and it is not given to mortal man to understand them. -- Lazarus Long

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