The Stupid Facts/Information/Advice Thread

[ampersand]

Dolphins have a prehensile penis.

That just begs the question, whydo Dolphins have a prehensile penis?

[cavedog]

Smug people don't have all the facts.

[Aerdan]

Dolphins have a prehensile penis.

That just begs the question, whydo Dolphins have a prehensile penis?

I expect it's the same reason kangaroos do.

[Hirschof]

The dot over the letter "i" is called a Tittle.

*snicker*

[Seir]

Donkeys are the only known animals that can reproduce by ass fucking.

[Arc Orion]

Fact: Seir has just made this thread fucking awesome.

[Aerdan]

Donkeys are the only known animals that can reproduce by ass fucking.

I demand proof.

[Hirschof]

Donkeys are the only known animals that can reproduce by ass fucking.

I demand proof.

I demand social quarantine for Aerdan.

[StruckingFuggle]

Donkeys are the only known animals that can reproduce by ass fucking.

I demand proof.

...Donkeys are 'asses'. No, they don't reproduce by anal sex, but when they're having vaginal sex, it's "ass(es) fucking".

In a similar light, when pollen agitates your allergies, it's plant sperm trying to fertilize your nostrils.

[Aerdan]

...I can't believe I walked into that one. >_<

[ampersand]

Donkeys are the only known animals that can reproduce by ass fucking.

I demand proof.

...Donkeys are 'asses'. No, they don't reproduce by anal sex, but when they're having vaginal sex, it's "ass(es) fucking".

In a similar light, when pollen agitates your allergies, it's plant sperm trying to fertilize your nostrils.

In fact, as I learned in another webcomic, pollinating chestnuts smell exactly like semen. He even called it flower bukkake.

I feel dirty, again.

[Rorschach]

'Another webcomic'?
Are you cheating on us, amp? You filthy comic-slut!

Here's something for you: Sinatra was half-rice, half-chips. 'Sright.

[Seir]

Hey, waitaminute for a second, do you mean "chips" as in what we call "French Fries" or chips as what you'd call "crisps" over there?

[Rorschach]

That is what you're wondering about?

I mean chips as in your fries. A bit of both, y'know?

[Chanceafs]

Dolphins have a prehensile penis.

That just begs the question, whydo Dolphins have a prehensile penis?

Another possibly related fact:

To our knowledge, the dolphin is the only animal on the planet other than humans to have sex for fun, and not just procreation.