"Ugh! Ugh! That's so good! Grunt!" = sexxah?

Talk about whatever you feel like.

Ladies - do you find guy-on-guy a turn on?

Fuck, yes. Nothing more arousing than shit under the helmet.
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Fuck, no. Nothing less arousing than shit under the helmet.
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Obligatory 'it depends on if the rimming is done tastefully (arf!)' option.
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Post by StruckingFuggle » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:30 am

The question is, then, why is it that, while both bodies are equally of utilitarian design, is one seen as attractive while the other is not? Hm. Perhaps because for much of history male attractiveness has been irrelevant, whereas for women it was socially irrelevant and thus blah blah blah, or something else? ... Hm.

And also a question: why has no one commented that the sophira contributions to this discussion lately have possessed an elevated temperature?
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Post by FireAza » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:26 am

ampersand wrote:I'm lost here. How are men (and women?) like various car vehicles? Don't you mean all-wheel drive with the whole differential modulator? Why do I get the feeling the owner's manual is missing from my own glove compartment?
Well, a four-wheel drive is purpose built to handle rough terrains, and such it's built tough. As a result, practicality takes preference over aesthetics. Evolutionary, guys are similar, built to be strong to fend off rivals, win a mate and protect their family, with aesthetics not even entering into it. At least, that's my opinion on it. That or a maybe a dormant form of androphobia :P

As to your owner's manual, I swiped it and sold it on eBay for a tidy profit.
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Post by Sophira » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:37 pm

You can writhe after swooning.
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Post by Rorschach » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:50 pm

Not right after. Apparantly I'm supposed to wait until they regain consciousness first.

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Post by tnitnetny » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:39 pm

I am with Sophi on this one. I would rather watch lesbian porn then male porn. I like regular porn best though, but a bit of lesbian thrown in every now and then is good.

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Post by spikegirl7 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:37 pm

I think the male body is more attractive than the female body. So nice looking..... *drool*

But hell, I'm a straight gal, that's what I'm SUPPOSED to think ;)
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Post by Sophira » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:51 am

While I, too, think the male body is more interesting to look at, I don't think it's an indicator of bi- or homosexualism if you think the female body is more attractive.
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Post by thejerseyminx » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:26 pm

Being straight=loving the dick. I don't need to like the way it looks, hell I don't have to see it most of the time its doing its job.

Also, just because I think dicks aren't the best looking thing in the world doesn't mean that I find the whole female body more attractive than the male. Vaginas aren't expecially attractive to me either. Just boobies.
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Post by FireAza » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:39 pm

"Just" boobies? What about the rest of the female form? Those smooth, graceful, contours... Uh, what was this thread about again?
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Post by Rorschach » Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:40 pm

Uh, what was this thread about again
Sweaty, hairy, naked guys brutishly jackhammering each other.
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Post by spikegirl7 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:22 pm

boobs=meh
pecs=drool

I understand the appeal of the female form, but really I like the way the male body is shaped better. The way the muscles move, the strength it shows, the clean lines....

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Post by JermCool » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:09 pm

I would just like it to be known that I hate you all.
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Post by Deacon » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:31 pm

thejerseyminx wrote:Being straight=loving the dick. I don't need to like the way it looks, hell I don't have to see it most of the time its doing its job.
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Post by thejerseyminx » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:09 pm

*raises an eyebrow* ORLY...
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Post by Smilie Myth » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:47 am

I used to be very into that... I grew out of it though :/

My sister upgraded to gay transformer porn instead. Now -that- is disturbing.
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