Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

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Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Raistlin Majere
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Harry Potter
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Smaointe
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Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by EvilElf » Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:52 pm

So who do you think would win in a fight to the death?
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by ampersand » Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:58 pm

Okay, I'm going to admit my lack of geekness, and wonder who are these other two dorks fighting Harry "I would be less of a dork if I used my invisibility cloak to visit the girls' bathroom" Potter.

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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by Arc Orion » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:01 pm

You're calling Smaointe a dork?
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by Jezebel » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:09 pm

I have no freakin clue who the first guy/girl is
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by StruckingFuggle » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:18 pm

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One guy killed Voldemort with the power of love and hax, he's not even the greatest of wizards or biggest of badasses (seriously, nothing he does in the entire series compares to what Neville does at the end. Nothing.) ...
to someone who overthrew the God of Evil and destroyed basically All Life On Earth.

Yeah, Potter's got no chance. :o
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by Seir » Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:15 am

ampersand wrote:Okay, I'm going to admit my lack of geekness, and wonder who are these other two dorks fighting Harry "I would be less of a dork if I used my invisibility cloak to visit the girls' bathroom" Potter.
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by Nukinblackmage » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:51 am

There is no way in hell Harry could win against Raistlin. Harry is a mediocre wizard at best, he's just got the almighty power of Author Love behind him. Raistlin clawed and fought and killed his way to his powers, and, for the most part, taught himself things. Plus, he's got help from other sources that are more badass and a lot more evil than Voldermort could ever hope to be.
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by StruckingFuggle » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:56 am

Seir wrote:The new watermark between old RL forumites and new RL forumites.
Where'd she go to, anyway?
"He who lives by the sword dies by my arrow."

"In your histories, there are continual justifications for all manner of hellish actions. Claims of nobility and heritage and honor to cover up every bit of genocide, assassination, and massacre. At least the Horde is honest in their naked lust for power."

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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by Negative Polarity » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:06 am

Nukinblackmage wrote:There is no way in hell Harry could win against Raistlin. Harry is a mediocre wizard at best, he's just got the almighty power of Author Love behind him. Raistlin clawed and fought and killed his way to his powers, and, for the most part, taught himself things. Plus, he's got help from other sources that are more badass and a lot more evil than Voldermort could ever hope to be.
QFT. There's no contest here. Besides, Raistlin Majere was (if I remember his stat sheet correctly) Chaotic Evil, and thus wouldn't have any qualms about avada kedavra'ing (Power Word: Kill?) Potter's ass to the Nine Hells and back. I doubt the same could be said for Harry "Goody Goody" Potter, unless he gets a lot more blood-thirsty after Order of the Phoenix (admittedly, I don't know anything about Harry Potter other than what's been shown in the movies).
StruckingFuggle wrote:to someone who overthrew the God of Evil and destroyed basically All Life On Earth.
Raistlin's bad-assitude aside, I'm fairly certain he got creamed by Takhesis when he tried to overthrow her. Or did that whole being trapped in the abyss and tortured thing never happen?
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by Arres » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:37 am

It did, but
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the twins trilogy goes on to an alternate timeline where Raistlin wins, and destroys all life on earth. Caramon comes back from that time line, and says "hey Raist, maybe not?" And Raist lets his inner redmage out and essentially ALLOWS himself to get stuck "forever".
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by EvilElf » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:41 pm

StruckingFuggle wrote:
Seir wrote:The new watermark between old RL forumites and new RL forumites.
Where'd she go to, anyway?
I have this feeling Smaointe ran away with Enisoc.
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by Martin Blank » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:22 am

eni left first. Smaointe got a life, I think.
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by Koeniou » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:26 am

I thought she got catured by WoW?

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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter

Post by Deacon » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:38 am

And hunky WoW players. I think she's busy being an adult these days. Haven't talked to her in a while. RLF just became boring after a while, and she's mainly involved in playing WoW when not working to pay bills.
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