Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter
Okay, I'm going to admit my lack of geekness, and wonder who are these other two dorks fighting Harry "I would be less of a dork if I used my invisibility cloak to visit the girls' bathroom" Potter.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raistlin_Majere
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_(character)
Should have placed these in the first post.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_(character)
Should have placed these in the first post.
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter
to someone who overthrew the God of Evil and destroyed basically All Life On Earth.Spoiler: (click to reveal/hide)
Yeah, Potter's got no chance.
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Reason: I should kill you for posting that outside of a spoiler. Die in a fire.
Reason: I should kill you for posting that outside of a spoiler. Die in a fire.
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter
The new watermark between old RL forumites and new RL forumites.ampersand wrote:Okay, I'm going to admit my lack of geekness, and wonder who are these other two dorks fighting Harry "I would be less of a dork if I used my invisibility cloak to visit the girls' bathroom" Potter.
Yo Mav, I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish but Hirschoff had the best sig trends of all time.
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There is no way in hell Harry could win against Raistlin. Harry is a mediocre wizard at best, he's just got the almighty power of Author Love behind him. Raistlin clawed and fought and killed his way to his powers, and, for the most part, taught himself things. Plus, he's got help from other sources that are more badass and a lot more evil than Voldermort could ever hope to be.
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Where'd she go to, anyway?Seir wrote:The new watermark between old RL forumites and new RL forumites.
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"In your histories, there are continual justifications for all manner of hellish actions. Claims of nobility and heritage and honor to cover up every bit of genocide, assassination, and massacre. At least the Horde is honest in their naked lust for power."
"In your histories, there are continual justifications for all manner of hellish actions. Claims of nobility and heritage and honor to cover up every bit of genocide, assassination, and massacre. At least the Horde is honest in their naked lust for power."
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Re: Raistlin Majere VS Harry Potter
QFT. There's no contest here. Besides, Raistlin Majere was (if I remember his stat sheet correctly) Chaotic Evil, and thus wouldn't have any qualms about avada kedavra'ing (Power Word: Kill?) Potter's ass to the Nine Hells and back. I doubt the same could be said for Harry "Goody Goody" Potter, unless he gets a lot more blood-thirsty after Order of the Phoenix (admittedly, I don't know anything about Harry Potter other than what's been shown in the movies).Nukinblackmage wrote:There is no way in hell Harry could win against Raistlin. Harry is a mediocre wizard at best, he's just got the almighty power of Author Love behind him. Raistlin clawed and fought and killed his way to his powers, and, for the most part, taught himself things. Plus, he's got help from other sources that are more badass and a lot more evil than Voldermort could ever hope to be.
Raistlin's bad-assitude aside, I'm fairly certain he got creamed by Takhesis when he tried to overthrow her. Or did that whole being trapped in the abyss and tortured thing never happen?StruckingFuggle wrote:to someone who overthrew the God of Evil and destroyed basically All Life On Earth.
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It did, but
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I have this feeling Smaointe ran away with Enisoc.StruckingFuggle wrote:Where'd she go to, anyway?Seir wrote:The new watermark between old RL forumites and new RL forumites.
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eni left first. Smaointe got a life, I think.
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And hunky WoW players. I think she's busy being an adult these days. Haven't talked to her in a while. RLF just became boring after a while, and she's mainly involved in playing WoW when not working to pay bills.
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