Vin Scully, the voice of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Hirschof wrote:I'm waiting for day you people start thinking with portals.
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I see your Scully and raise you a Harry Kalas.
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... Yes.Arc Orion wrote:Oh, then I must choose Majel Barrett.
But since that's obvious and obligatory, I might have it have a small % chance of changing voices every so often.
Peter Stromare.
Walter Koenig.
Edward James Olmos.
Peter Jurassic. In his Centauri accent.
And Jennifer Hale. Just Because.
Oh god, yeah, too many good options, but eh, I think Majel Barret just wins.
Oh yes and I want a mode to take sound clips from as many different instances of mob fear-screaming as possible from movies, tv, etc, mash them together, and modulate it into speech. Just for freaking people out.
And how about a mode where every day, it's a different member of Monty Python?
Or if not someone in particular's voice, just a smoky,
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WINsweetnate wrote:MORGAN FREEMAN
Um, my choices? Barry White because... I don't know but he has REALLY nice voice. Gene Simmons maybe. Leonard Nimoy would be cool to satisfy my inner geek.
I don't think I'd want a female voice. If I had to choose one.... Emma Thompson.
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Since Majel Barret's already been chosen multiple times and, well, she's dead... I'm going to have to go with Sigourney Weaver.
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That would never work. Every time you went to pick the thing up it'd tell you to get away from it, you bitch!
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Well, it could also say "Are you the Key Master?"
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I wouldn't care if all it did was spout lines from "Galaxy Quest" intermixed with the narrative of "Planet Earth".
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