Last Supper

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:04 am

The Times printed this in the wake of Keith Floyd's demise:

Nom nom nom...urk

So I ask you, good gourmands of RLF, what would you choose?

I think I'd be starting with my nonna's gnocchi, peaking with the best pizza in the world (although you have to go to Portella, Frosinone) and finishing with my mother's Tiramisu.

enisoc · Post by **enisoc** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:29 am

A Wendy's classic double combo. God I miss Wendy's ever since moving to this silly, family-owned, organic, ethnic, hipster town. All I want is some good old American fast food. Is that so wrong? Since when is uniqueness a good thing anyway? I love being able to go into any fast food joint in the country and order something that tastes exactly the same as it always has my whole life. Don't try doing this in foreign countries though. You'll be disappointed.

Edit: Also, the drink has to be Dr. Pepper. I don't care that I only like Dr. Pepper because they colonized my home town and paid the school district to only supply their products. I still love it, and it's not sold in enough places in California.

Seir · Post by **Seir** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:42 am

A 16 oz Kobe beef steak followed by as much sashimi as I can eat. By the way, what would be your last drink as well? For me it's a tossup between Diet Sprite and Chaucer's mead.

Hirschof · Post by **Hirschof** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:06 pm

Tough one... I think I would end up flipping a coin.

1st option: Pastrami and aged Swiss (both from Granzin's market) on Jewish rye with a cold Shiner Bock to wash it all down. I would also like a generous serving of garlic and rosemary seasoned red potatoes.

2nd option: Texas Pride BBQ and a Shiner Bock.

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:04 pm

Man, you guys have got fucking morbid lately. "What would you do before you turned into a zombie?" "What would you eat before you did what you would do before you got turned into a zombie?" "If you had to kill your parents or yourself, who would you murder?" "Would you have gay sex or eat a live puppy?"

JermCool · Post by **JermCool** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:26 pm

Live puppy!

And back to topic: Mine would be a 1/2 lb kobe burger, medium rare, topped with aged cheddar, smoked bacon, and caramelized onions. That, or a dozen raw Bluff oysters from New Zealand. Or...a live puppy.

Myobi · Post by **Myobi** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:49 pm

Poor puppy...=(

Last dinner for me would be my mom's chicken and dumplings. Wish she'd make that more. I need to move her somewhere colder so she makes that more.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:46 am

Mav wrote:Man, you guys have got fucking morbid lately. "

Dude, you're the one that's painfully thrown history's greatest extinction into our faces. What's next month? Holocaust month? Lady Di month?
You utter bastard.

For the record, I would have gay sex with the puppy.

[edit]Oh, and obligatory 'Your mum's dumplings' comment[/edit]

Arc Orion · Post by **Arc Orion** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:23 am

Ooh, when you're done with that puppy, may I eat it?

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:38 am

Like a furry twinkie.

Frosting · Post by **Frosting** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:34 pm

A giant furry twinkie...

And for a last meal I'd go for snow crab legs with melted butter......yum.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:15 pm

I don't know if anybody knew this, but I just found out that if you search for "furry twinky" on Google image-search you get a lot of gay porn pics.... ... ...and this crazyness. Then if you realize that you spelled "twinkie" wrong and correct it you get this pure awesomeness....

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:55 pm

I'm pretty sure you knew exactly what furry twinky was when you searched for it.

Faggot.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:32 am

What filth is this? All I wanted was a small dog so full of semen that it squirts out of the anus when you bite the head.
Why do we need to get vulgar?

enisoc · Post by **enisoc** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:26 pm

Rorschach wrote:All I wanted was a small dog so full of semen that it squirts out of the anus when you bite the head.

It's a good thing we have Rorschach here to look out for the children.

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