Would you rather be eaten by a cow or a dragon?

Raven_dragon · Post by **Raven_dragon** » Wed May 14, 2003 4:27 pm

I have asked a lot of people this, but still not enough. Teachers tend to become unhappy if you ask them this in the middle of class.

document · Post by **document** » Wed May 14, 2003 4:38 pm

"Don't kid yourself Jimmy! If a cow got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about!!!" - Troy McClure

Definately, cow. Have you seen them go nuts on some grass? It's so cool looking! Not to mention the fact that later you will actually get to be part of a pie.

Yali · Post by **Yali** » Wed May 14, 2003 4:47 pm

you know...
if you get eaten by a cow..
you'll get chewed on MULTIPLE TIMES!!!
w00t!!

Shanira · Post by **Shanira** » Wed May 14, 2003 5:10 pm

I'm not sure if I like the idea of being regurgitated when I've been half digested, only to be gnawed on some more. So I think I'll go with the dragon, instant inceneration.

Don't even need to pay for cremation costs.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed May 14, 2003 5:18 pm

Can you imagine getting to Heaven and telling your dead relatives a cow had eaten you? Much cooler to say a dragon.
Besides, if a cow eats you, someone's going to pour a diluted version of your nutrients over their Honey Nut Loopz.

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Wed May 14, 2003 5:51 pm

it would have to be one REALLY big cow to even take a hunk out of me.... no cow I know could do it, so I vote cow.

It is for the same reason that I wish to be beaten to death by individual pieces of toilet tissue as opposed to by any other implement. It would feel better than being beaten to death with feathers.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Wed May 14, 2003 6:12 pm

I didn't vote, because it didn't have a smaointe option.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed May 14, 2003 6:20 pm

You'd rather be eaten by Smaointe? (Carry On-style 'Oo-er')

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Wed May 14, 2003 6:23 pm

Not necessarily, but as a forum tradition, Smaointe must be on every poll which doesn't already have 10 different options on it.

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Wed May 14, 2003 6:48 pm

Being eaten by Emma.........

Too bad we all know she is a vegetarian, otherwise it might be a nice fantasy... oh well.

shadowling · Post by **shadowling** » Thu May 15, 2003 3:00 am

i want to see a dragon even if it eats me. do i get time to take a picture?

The Forum Hillbilly · Post by **The Forum Hillbilly** » Thu May 15, 2003 3:44 am

Cow. Of course! for so many reasons, But then again, You'd get to see a dragon before you died, which is one of my goals in life...Must I choose!

Eihger · Post by **Eihger** » Thu May 15, 2003 12:26 pm

A dragon, for the fact that I can go " Hey look a Dragon"

Mabus · Post by **Mabus** » Thu May 15, 2003 2:16 pm

A Cow mainly because it would just be weird Oo

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Thu May 15, 2003 4:16 pm

Dragons rule, plus i get to dig a nice deep gouge in it's tounge on the way down.

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