What do you do when there is nothing good on television

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:50 am

Powdered shark testicles.

Even typing a message to JermCool makes me tumescent.

ampersand · Post by **ampersand** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:20 am

Jerm, listen. You married a hot kiwi. You've already won.

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:33 am

If by "won" you mean, has a wife who can't pronounce "fish", "chips" and "six" properly, then yeah. Though, they do pronounce "six" as "sex", so that might be his thing.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:44 am

I don't care what her pronunciation is like. She is hot.

'Uht's fine. Rorschuhch. JuhrmCool uhnd I huhv duhscuhssed uht uhnd he totuhlly uhnduhrstuhnds. Also, he wuhnts a shut when uhm fuhnushed wuth you.'

Good god, it's uncanny.

JermCool · Post by **JermCool** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:40 pm

Rors, what did I tell you about leaving those microphones in our bedroom?

That threesome did sound hawt, though.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:26 am

Something something something her Vegas strip!

I dunno man, it's too early in the morning for me.

Remolay · Post by **Remolay** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:38 pm

Note to self: Stop expecting maturity from adults in this forum.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:10 am

Note to remolay: go fornicate yourself.

Muspar · Post by **Muspar** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:31 am

Note to Deacon: You're my hero and I want your autograph. Can you sign my chest?

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:28 pm

Remolay wrote:Note to self: Stop expecting maturity from adults in this forum.

If you don't like it, feel free to make use of the wee white 'x' in the red box up there on the top left.

I'm 34 years old. I'm a father, a home-owner, a cancer survivor, a voter, a tax-payer and also not a virgin.
I come here to escape from real life, and if that means cheap giggles then that's exactly what I'll pursue.

Look, I was a student once too. I realise how precious it makes you. But try not to be a weaselly little cunt about it just because people aren't giving your silly assignment much time. It makes you look like a penis. A huge dong.

ampersand · Post by **ampersand** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:33 pm

Ha! He said "penis."

sneaky ninja · Post by **sneaky ninja** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:29 pm

Dude, when did you have cancer?

Also, I don't she was trying to be condescending. I have those moments too, where I think I present an at least mildly-intelligent idea and instead of insightful responses I get "dur hurr that's what she said" and then I'm like....oh yeah. I forgot we're five. No harm done

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:53 pm

sneaky ninja wrote:

Excuse me, miss, but please note that levity is not allowed. Unless the topic is the various ways holocaust victims can be packed into a car more tightly even than Latin Americans.

Remolay · Post by **Remolay** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:58 am

Yeah, I'm 17. I can be a whiny little peach sometimes, I know it. I don't usually realise it when I am.

I'm sorry if I annoyed anyone with that little bit there, I was trying (and ultimately failing) to be funny.

I actually hope I don't get another assignment where I end up having to find people in age groups of which I don't actually know any people in.
I only couldn't get one person in time, I guess he forgot to check his email for a whole week, but luckily the assignment was extended until monday.

Although I'm in no hurry to be an adult, I can't wait to stop being an arrogant little moron.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:35 pm

sneaky ninja wrote:Dude, when did you have cancer?

2002. I possibly still have it. I posted that with stitches in my scrotum, foll of painkillers, and with part of my testicle off to be analysed.
Not in the best of moods, which is not a good time to be posting. Hence the overreaction, which I apologise for.

No harm, no foul, Remolay.

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