e-Bastards.edu
- Imperator Severn
- Redshirt
- Posts: 5091
- Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:13 pm
- Location: Die
e-Bastards.edu
As soon as I was accepted to a college which will remain nameless (Texas A&M,) which was around november, I got an e-mail account there. Needless to say, it was superior to hotmail, so I used it.
Well, wouldn't you know it, they promptly sold my addy to advertisers. I love it when my Spam has an air of authority.
"Dear Students/Faculty,
The university has been in contact with smartersmile.com to provide
all students and faculty with a discount on custom fitted teeth
whitening kits. This special is available on a limited basis to
students/faculty of the university for the next week only.*"
*And anyone else who will buy our crap
"we are offering students and faculty
a special deal on products to help get you in shape!.
This is an exclusive offer to the university which will
last until March 15th. Do you need an energy boost?
Can't wake up for class? Need to shed a few pounds before
SPRING BREAK?"
Can't get amphetamines? Try our innefectual herbal patent medicines!
Well, wouldn't you know it, they promptly sold my addy to advertisers. I love it when my Spam has an air of authority.
"Dear Students/Faculty,
The university has been in contact with smartersmile.com to provide
all students and faculty with a discount on custom fitted teeth
whitening kits. This special is available on a limited basis to
students/faculty of the university for the next week only.*"
*And anyone else who will buy our crap
"we are offering students and faculty
a special deal on products to help get you in shape!.
This is an exclusive offer to the university which will
last until March 15th. Do you need an energy boost?
Can't wake up for class? Need to shed a few pounds before
SPRING BREAK?"
Can't get amphetamines? Try our innefectual herbal patent medicines!
-
Lune [6 Option Mod]
- Redshirt
- Posts: 1266
- Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 8:04 am
- Location: Florham Park, NJ / Columbus, OH
- Contact:
-
Douglass MacArthur
- Redshirt
- Posts: 216
- Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2003 6:29 pm
- Eihger
- Redshirt
- Posts: 6020
- Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 1:25 pm
- Gender: Male
- Location: That bowl of heat Arizona
I have a school acount e-mail, I never use it.
"Water is fluid, soft, and yielding. But water will wear away rock which is rigid and cannot yield. As a rule, whatever is fluid, soft, and yielding will overcome whatever is rigid and hard. This is another paradox: whatever is soft is strong."
~Lao Tzu
People are catastrophically stupid; persons are intriguingly smart
My DoW2 Mod Men of the 89th
~Lao Tzu
People are catastrophically stupid; persons are intriguingly smart
My DoW2 Mod Men of the 89th
I use my school E-mail all the time, mainly because the firewall put in place by the ultra-paranoid network admins does a good job of removing viruses.
Skorpynekomimi [FGTL]
Nyaow!

What scares me? Mobile phones, bad driving, and brake lights.
(Spend some time drafting traffic on a bike and you'll understand the last one)
Nyaow!

What scares me? Mobile phones, bad driving, and brake lights.
(Spend some time drafting traffic on a bike and you'll understand the last one)
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

