i punched greg today

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Post by Eihger » Tue May 20, 2003 1:18 am

bash him with a PvC pipe sword pm me for details
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Post by i want to punch greg » Tue May 20, 2003 1:22 am

punches are much more personal and gratifying
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Post by SothThe69th » Tue May 20, 2003 1:23 am

And less likely to get you a large jail sentence.
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Post by Eihger » Tue May 20, 2003 1:23 am

are you sure, its a sword, its blunt, intended remark
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Re: i punched greg today

Post by Beware of the Leopard » Tue May 20, 2003 1:58 am

*Leopard punches self in the face
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Post by Eihger » Tue May 20, 2003 2:07 am

what they are rounded, for safe use
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Post by hell_monkey5623 » Tue May 20, 2003 2:22 am

[quote="Eihger";p="78135"]bash him with a PvC pipe sword pm me for details[/quote]

/me rolls for subdual damage.
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Post by Eihger » Tue May 20, 2003 2:26 am

you don't know what they are?
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Post by Mr.Shroom » Tue May 20, 2003 2:30 am

A golf club to the groin or kneecap is also well done.

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Post by Terrene » Tue May 20, 2003 2:34 am

I've always wanted to punch him in the face. You're my hero!
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Post by gravity » Tue May 20, 2003 2:53 am

Hmmmm... I'm more fond of the tentacle rape approach...

I wonder if any of this would ever show up in the comic... especially my grain 10 sandpaper tentacle, wrapped in barbed wire!!! ^.^ :twisted:
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Post by Satsuki » Tue May 20, 2003 2:57 am

Lith, you're as morbid as they come. Can I have your number?
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Post by hell_monkey5623 » Tue May 20, 2003 2:59 am

A tentacle made out of sandpaper? You want to pull off rape, not leave them chafing, bloodied and bruised the next day!

...Especially if you want to do it again. <--Not encouraged
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Post by gravity » Tue May 20, 2003 3:00 am

Sorry, Sats, I'm just not that kind of girl... ^.^;

Nice sig, let's go head hunting some time, Dr Lector created some great recipes!!! ^.^

Especially lightly sauted brain, served fresh and hot off the skillet! ^.^ :twisted:

EDIT: hell monkey, the entire point of tentacle rape is... *censored* and then *censored*, and don't forget *censored* :twisted:

And then there's the barbed wire, with *censoring like no tomorrow!!!*

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Post by Beware of the Leopard » Tue May 20, 2003 3:06 am

Maybe we should get the CGNU Dumples to play against Greg's Kneecaps University?
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