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Post by Eihger » Tue May 20, 2003 10:35 pm

if that's not random, nothing is
"Water is fluid, soft, and yielding. But water will wear away rock which is rigid and cannot yield. As a rule, whatever is fluid, soft, and yielding will overcome whatever is rigid and hard. This is another paradox: whatever is soft is strong."
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Post by Shanira » Tue May 20, 2003 10:38 pm

Garr, you scare me sometimes. :wink:
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Post by SothThe69th » Tue May 20, 2003 10:39 pm

Shanira, foolish mortal, wrote:Garr, you scare me sometimes. :wink:
Just sometimes?
SIG TREND OF THE MONTH IS BLANK SIGS BECAUSE I GOT LAZY AND DIDN'T MAKE THE THING AND STUFF.
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Post by Garr_The_Sane » Tue May 20, 2003 11:32 pm

"I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life. "
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Post by shadowling » Wed May 21, 2003 3:33 am

amusesing i enjoyed most of this
thank you :D
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Post by Grumlen » Wed May 21, 2003 4:27 am

"I swear to god I'm an atheist."
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"Truly chaotic evil people put Beads of Force in kids marble bags."

It's been a while since I laughed that hard.
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Post by Fixer » Wed May 21, 2003 1:27 pm

Soth, you do not have a few of my favorites, feel free to add them:

"Bureaucracy is an obstacle to be met with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary."

"Fixer's Law #19: Life isn't fair... get used to it."

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose. Do not make it more complicated. You will confuse yourself."
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Post by SothThe69th » Wed May 21, 2003 8:52 pm

Fixer- Give me the other 18 laws and I'll put your laws in as a set. As for the other quotes mentioned in this thread, of course they'll be going in... eventually.
SIG TREND OF THE MONTH IS BLANK SIGS BECAUSE I GOT LAZY AND DIDN'T MAKE THE THING AND STUFF.
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Post by TopCat » Wed May 21, 2003 11:44 pm

"What goes up must go down... Except vomit."

I just made that one up! Tell me if someone else has something similar.
hahaha i don't come to these forums anymore :x
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Post by Mandor » Thu May 22, 2003 8:00 am

Ph34r S0th's scr1pt1ng sk1llz. :mrgreen:
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Post by SevTiZ » Fri May 23, 2003 2:53 am

"I think, therefore I am overqualified."

I should make a sign out of that and post it in front of my register at work
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Post by Blaze » Fri May 23, 2003 3:29 am

'What the hell; It works on Star Trek." - President Skroob

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsehwere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." - Calvin, but I think somebody else said it too.
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Post by Cold MidKnight » Fri May 23, 2003 5:18 am

"Now God is playing God with us, only he's better at it."
- Dale, King of the Hill
"Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know.
It's like some kind of torture,
to have to watch the show!"

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