Real Life is nothing than a piece of @#$@#
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"Water is fluid, soft, and yielding. But water will wear away rock which is rigid and cannot yield. As a rule, whatever is fluid, soft, and yielding will overcome whatever is rigid and hard. This is another paradox: whatever is soft is strong."
~Lao Tzu
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~Lao Tzu
People are catastrophically stupid; persons are intriguingly smart
My DoW2 Mod Men of the 89th
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Re: Real Life is nothing than a piece of @#$@#
**Ties the topic creator to a pole**
Villagers: Now what should we do?
Villager 1: Designate him a witch?
Villagers: YEAH! **mindless roaring of the crowd**
Smart Villager: But technically, wouldn't he be a wizard, a warlock even?
Villagers: **Look at the ground kicking the dirt** I guess so... But uh... He's still evil, right?
Smart Villager: I guess...
Villagers: YEAH! **more mindless roaring of the crowd**
Villager 2: But how do we know if he is a wizard-
SV: Warlock.
V2: Whatever- Warlock.
Villagers: **more dirt kicking** Dunno...
Villager 3: If we put 'im in a pond, and if he lives, he's not a warlock!
Villagers: YEAH! **mindless roaring**
V1: But what IF he isn't a warlock and he drowns?
SV: Thanks for ruining it, ya turd.
Villagers: TURD! **proceed to chase Villager 1 with rocks and feces**
Meanwhile, the topic creator is still tied to a pole.
Villagers: Now what should we do?
Villager 1: Designate him a witch?
Villagers: YEAH! **mindless roaring of the crowd**
Smart Villager: But technically, wouldn't he be a wizard, a warlock even?
Villagers: **Look at the ground kicking the dirt** I guess so... But uh... He's still evil, right?
Smart Villager: I guess...
Villagers: YEAH! **more mindless roaring of the crowd**
Villager 2: But how do we know if he is a wizard-
SV: Warlock.
V2: Whatever- Warlock.
Villagers: **more dirt kicking** Dunno...
Villager 3: If we put 'im in a pond, and if he lives, he's not a warlock!
Villagers: YEAH! **mindless roaring**
V1: But what IF he isn't a warlock and he drowns?
SV: Thanks for ruining it, ya turd.
Villagers: TURD! **proceed to chase Villager 1 with rocks and feces**
Meanwhile, the topic creator is still tied to a pole.
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