Battle of the Sexes!

enisoc · Post by **enisoc** » Fri May 23, 2003 2:59 am

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Imperator Severn · Post by **Imperator Severn** » Fri May 23, 2003 3:20 am

No votes for male. Heh.

Nicest to look at, to be around, to be friends with, and to hug- female.

Easiest to get along with- male

As for cutest- Smaointe

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Fri May 23, 2003 12:35 pm

I like girls. They don't make fun of me constantly, or look down on me for my geekiness.

They also find my glasses 'cute' for some reason.

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Fri May 23, 2003 3:26 pm

Emma Rulz @ll!

ShinyWombat · Post by **ShinyWombat** » Fri May 23, 2003 7:27 pm

Where's the "they're both equal" option? I'll just vote smaointe instead.

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bugbear66 · Post by **bugbear66** » Sat May 24, 2003 2:38 pm

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Sat May 24, 2003 6:52 pm

You just got that?

That went through my E-mail months ago.

Bjarni Herjolfsson · Post by **Bjarni Herjolfsson** » Sun May 25, 2003 10:21 pm

I beleive that men and women are different and should have differnt roles. But the rols are equally important so therefor they are equal.

YH · Post by YH » Mon May 26, 2003 9:56 pm

Of course, there is no problem being humble

Evil Bob · Post by **Evil Bob** » Mon May 26, 2003 10:03 pm

Im WAY humbler then YOU.

Imperator Severn · Post by **Imperator Severn** » Tue May 27, 2003 12:24 am

And there's nothing wrong with admitting the truth. I am your superior in every way. I admit it.

TopCat · Post by **TopCat** » Tue May 27, 2003 1:01 am

Especially with those teeth. You passed post 1337 only 20 posts ago. Oh Well. I vote for women because they are sexier and don't try to pick on me or fuck with my shit. I hate people who fuck with my shit.

spoon · Post by **spoon** » Tue May 27, 2003 1:08 am

I understand how that would be rather repulsive to see

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue May 27, 2003 5:33 pm

Male is better because I am one. Simple as that.

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