Bachelor Pad Necessities

Malachi · Post by **Malachi** » Mon May 26, 2003 7:18 am

Yo, finally moving out on my own. Getting all the stuff a single gaming bachelor needs for his crib and I remembered how good ole Greg here has his own Pepsi fridge. Anyone got any kind of site that I can order my own, whether its Pepsi or Coke doesn't matter. I've tried ebay and after a few inquiries found some but they all need repairs and would be just the same ordering a new one.

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Mon May 26, 2003 10:26 am

Make sure you stock up on buttsex.

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Mon May 26, 2003 10:39 am

Pie. Lots of pie.

Kevin · Post by **Kevin** » Mon May 26, 2003 11:35 am

[quote="Mav";p="83404"]Make sure you stock up on buttsex.[/quote]
If you have any trouble getting your hands on some (A common problem, really), send a note to Buttsex Buttsex Ghali. You know, the old UN Secretary-General.

*cough*

katie_spade · Post by **katie_spade** » Mon May 26, 2003 11:56 am

you might want to check the distributors of those places and ask where you can aquire and old one from them... they usually sell them.

eskimospoon · Post by **eskimospoon** » Mon May 26, 2003 12:19 pm

who's distributing buttsex?

katie_spade · Post by **katie_spade** » Mon May 26, 2003 12:29 pm

[quote="eskimospoon";p="83451"]who's distributing buttsex?[/quote] well don't look at me... I'm not distributing buttsex!

hell_monkey5623 · Post by **hell_monkey5623** » Mon May 26, 2003 1:57 pm

[quote="katie_spade";p="83454"][quote="eskimospoon";p="83451"]who's distributing buttsex?[/quote] well don't look at me... I'm not distributing buttsex![/quote]

Of course not, buttsex supply has been low ever since Febuary '01.

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Mon May 26, 2003 2:30 pm

Yeah. And you need a license to sell it too.

Garr_The_Sane · Post by **Garr_The_Sane** » Mon May 26, 2003 2:39 pm

what you need for a Bachelor Pad?,. hmmmmmmm,..... swords, obvioudsly, some nice flagstones and animal skins on the walls and great barrels of meed,... and HUGE pillows to lounge on and many incense burners,. and a drinks cabbinet the size of a wardrobe,.... as well as a projector TV, DVD player, ADSL line, and a small library,.......

Post by **Martin Blank** » Mon May 26, 2003 2:52 pm

You need a telephone cable spool for a coffee table, one about three feet across. And a red and white checkered vinyl tablecloth to go over it (these can be found on diner tables at places like EATS).

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Mon May 26, 2003 2:57 pm

Garr! I want your list!!

Elric2056 · Post by **Elric2056** » Mon May 26, 2003 2:58 pm

For the student budget bachlor pad a Futon is also key... they're great, but should be avoided if you're not moving constantly and can afford something better....

As for key items in the kitchen - a knife, a frying pan and a cutting board to go with your 2 sets of dishes should be considered a minimum as how else can you entice the ladies with your mad cooking skills....

Post by **Martin Blank** » Mon May 26, 2003 3:00 pm

Bachelor? Mad cooking skills?

Did I miss something? Is he gay?

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Mon May 26, 2003 3:02 pm

Not if Harvest Moon has taught us anything Martin.

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