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Post by RadicalDreamer » Wed Feb 19, 2003 8:44 pm

The middle of Kingdom Hearts sucked, The beginning was good, though, and the end kicked ass.

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Post by Fixer » Wed Feb 19, 2003 8:52 pm

I think I tried to play kingdom hearts and after a point just got bored.

It's a shame to really call it an RPG. Damn near no role-playing, just being dragged down a storyline.
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Post by Garr_The_Sane » Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:43 pm

Worst game ever?

"battle for Naboo"

you can actually FEEL it draining your life away,...... Lucas Arts stole 15 mins of my life,. AND I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!!!!

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Post by billf » Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:54 pm

Orphen: Scions of somethingorother for the PS2

The Japanese version of this game might not be so bad, but the US version is downright terrible. The graphics are very poor, the gameplay is pretty boring, but the American voice overs are downright TERRIBLE. Their timing is off, the voices sound stupid, and the mouths of the characters don't even come CLOSE to synching up with the words. It is pretty funny to hear them yelling and then 4 seconds later their arms start flailing but by that time they have finished talking.
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Post by TGZ » Thu Feb 20, 2003 2:51 am

[quote="Indaliceo";p="6532"]I seriously think this is the most pathetic game ever made.[/quote]

SEPHIROTH! THE ONE WINGED ANGEL! A GOD AMONGST MEN! HOLDER OF THE BLACK MATERIA!! vs. Goofy.

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Post by kamikazifreak » Thu Feb 20, 2003 2:51 pm

"Color a Dinosaur" Think Mario Paint after removing everything even remotely fun.
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Post by furre » Thu Feb 20, 2003 2:59 pm

Is there really anything even remotely fun about Mario Paint?
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Post by Chubs Of Dºº/v\ » Thu Feb 20, 2003 5:23 pm

The flyswatter mini game on Mario Paint was fun!!
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Post by Skorpion » Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:36 pm

I don't know about console games, really, but I can list some lame PC games.

Daikitana: 45 in PC Gamer. Lowest score EVER.

Games that used to be really neat and fun, but now seem lame:
Grand Theft Auto: Compare it to GTA3. Still fun, but strangely empty.

Games that seem lame but are actualy fun:
QBasic Bananas: A monkey lobbing bananas at another monkey. Lame, yet fun. Fun, yet lame.
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Post by Blaze » Thu Feb 20, 2003 7:31 pm

Daikitana: 45 in PC Gamer. Lowest score EVER.
Which was absolutly hillarious since we had to wait like 2 years beyond the expected release for it.
Grand Theft Auto: Compare it to GTA3. Still fun, but strangely empty.

LIES! Still awsome! GTA cars, much fun.
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Post by Calus » Fri Feb 21, 2003 3:53 pm

Super man for the nes and MK for the GBA are up there in the list of worst games period. I am going to add one game on the PC, Sky Dive!
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Post by Kuronekosama » Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:54 pm

ff8 was pretty bad - spend all of of your time drawing and refining wheeeee

the dubbing in ffx was pretty bad, though the game is ok ^^

Lets see, Castelquest I remember for the NES was a particularly poor game

King of Monsters for the snes was fairly cheesy too

American Gladiatiors for snes was poopoo

hmmmm I'm not sure if any qualify as the worst

Ohhh wait a sec, that's an easy question - ET - worst game of all time, so bad that Atari spent money to destroy the excess cartridges
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Post by Neko-Chan » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:57 am

Well, exculding any FPS because I hate them all, and lots of ten-year-old Mac shareware my dad has, I'd have to say the worst game I've played is that Orphen thing billf mentioned. Weeeee.
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Post by Salt_Lick » Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:15 am

If we are talking about recent crap games the first one that comes to mind is Gunvalkerie (or however you spell it). I heard good things but when I popped it into my XBox I wanted to kill myself.

Everything single Batman game that was ever released. Period.


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