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Post by monkeymax1704 » Tue Feb 25, 2003 5:54 am

The DBZ game for GBA. OMG! that game was so bad it almost made me cry. I beat it in like 2 hours. The bank robbers were as strong as Vegeta (when you fight him right after Nappa). I mean, come on. I'm just sad thinking about it :cry:
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Post by Gilead » Tue Feb 25, 2003 8:45 am

Umm... you do realise that Pcgamer has given much lower scores right?

Hell I've got an issue right in front of me where they've given a godawful french adventure game 13%

Plus the review of emergency rescue firefighters where the only pro is listed as, and I quote "Shiny pretty box art"

I think the lowest score went to swamp buggy racing at 3%
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Post by Ron Tayan » Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:07 am

Air Fortress for 8bit Nintendo.
I remember being about 7 or 8 and thinking when I'm 22 I'll still have never played a game this bad....and I was right. now that CLONE APPLE! That's fuck'ing intense! The sheer excitement of the game is mind boggling~!
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Post by Shadow Walker » Wed Feb 26, 2003 2:11 am

Swamp Buggy got a 6%.... I think that was the.... Hold on a min...Yes.... Skydive and Extreme Watersports tie with 5%, as of the 100th Issue...
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Post by Yabbo » Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:46 pm

shit

u think thats bad...
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Post by FreakForFinalFantasy » Thu Feb 27, 2003 6:28 pm

[quote="TGZ";p="7308"][quote="Indaliceo";p="6532"]I seriously think this is the most pathetic game ever made.[/quote]

SEPHIROTH! THE ONE WINGED ANGEL! A GOD AMONGST MEN! HOLDER OF THE BLACK MATERIA!! vs. Goofy.

Yeah seriously.[/quote]

for those who hate Kingdom Hearts...your opinion.

/me defenestrates TGZ.

Sorry, but I don't remember fighting goofy (and if you played the game...only Sora fights Sephiroth) :roll:
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Post by RadicalDreamer » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:48 pm

Too damn hard. Sephiroth, anyway.

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Post by TGZ » Thu Feb 27, 2003 9:04 pm

I know Sephiroth doesn't actually fight Goofy, but they're mixing an epic series with one made for children under 5. It's like if the Matrix was combined with Sesame Street.
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Post by Evil Ghaleon Strife » Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:35 pm

The only thing I didn't like was that the beginning was an X button mash fest.

Worst game ever: Space Hulk: Vengeance of the Blood Angels for PSX. All the marines screamed like little girls after being killed, and you died in one shot. What a crock. Invincible space armor, and you die in one hit. /me yells "PULL!" and shoots his copy of Space hulk.
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Post by Bjarni Herjolfsson » Sat Mar 01, 2003 2:28 pm

Anything with Barbie/Olson Twins (If you even wanna call those games).
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Post by Yabbo » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:50 pm

damn id like to see a matrix sesame street.

the south park matrix was fuckin hilarious.
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Post by SothThe69th » Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:09 pm

Jedi Power Battles for the PS2.

I don't know what they were smoking when they made it, but I suspect it was laced with something so poisonous that they only managed to halfway bugtest the game before they died.
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Post by merkobman » Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:21 pm

mortal kombat i just hate it. it's sucks if it is cencored or not i just don't think it fun. i played deadly allaience the other day and i just don't like it.
with all respect IT SUCKS. and kingdom harts coms rushing in as second (cloud's no bad guy!!!)

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Post by Kovac » Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:54 pm

I think it would be this game
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Post by Grumlen » Sun Mar 09, 2003 9:06 pm

listen up, Cloud wasn't a bad guy in KH, he just wanted to find Aeris. after the fight, he even congratulates Sora and asks for a rematch for fun. Hades gets pissed, but Cloud blows him off.

Why is it that so many people hate KH? I played through the whole game and it was awesome, the only boss i have yet to kill is Sephiroth, and let me tell you they did him justice. he's even more badass than he was in FF7.

besides, as far as horrible games go i have to vote for an old PC game called Killer Bees. i wouldn't be surprised if none of you have heard of it.
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