What is the most pathetic game ever.

ShinyWombat · Post by **ShinyWombat** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:58 pm

Pikmin - Pretty good.
Yoshi's Story - not as good as Yoshi's island, but not that bad.
Sims - Definitely gay.

I think a lot of movie games belong here, as well as every game ever made based on a nickelodeon cartoon.

Mnadler01 · Post by **Mnadler01** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 2:46 pm

Sims is pretty bad... but Dune 2000 is worse.

klork · Post by **klork** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 2:30 am

Im addressing the pc gamer thing back a little ways. 5% is not the lowest score given. The lowest score is in the most recent issue. Mad Dog McCree. A really crappy arcade game made 10 years ago directly ported to the pc now. It got a 4%. It says in a big yellow banner on the review NEW RECORD LOWEST SCORE EVER! here is a quote from the review.

"It took me 10 minutes to play and beat the game in its toughest mode. Thats a doller a minute for an arcade game that wasnt worth a quarter when it first came out. Id ratherlay the unpatched version of Battlecruiser 3000AD with my eyes stapled open for 24 hours straight then waste an 11th minute on this game. Whats next, a special "collectors" eddition of Who Shot Johnny Rock? Wait dont answer that.

The previous lowest score was for a game called 3d Time traveller with a 5%. The lower the score the fumier the reviews tend to be.

flakmagnet · Post by **flakmagnet** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 2:26 pm

I wouldnt call the sims gay I would however say that there are FAR too many expansion packs, and all i ever seem to do after 15 mins of playing with the new features is play decorate the house game... personally the worst game ever is Super Mario Sunshine. Most of that felt like awkward tasks, I mean cleaning a monsters teeth???

Wite_Rabit · Post by **Wite_Rabit** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 4:34 pm

the sims has one irrefutable plus side: lesbians. dear god, if you haven't done it yet, you're simply not playing the game right. :-{D

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