Whats your Cheasiest pick up line??

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Post by Ender_Wiggin » Wed Dec 31, 2003 11:42 pm

oh I do...I do... :glare:
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Post by V'Lyandra » Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:22 am

This happened:

"Are your pants felt?"
"Actually, my /skirt/ is velvet."
"Would you like them to be?"
". . ."
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Post by sneaky ninja » Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:49 am

I was walking home from school one day (I guess I was about 16 or so) and this creepy old man was working construction or something, and as I walk by he says, "Hey, I wish I was your backpack!" :evil:


But on a lighter note, I was talking with a friend once about pick up lines. He keeps a pack of sugar in his wallet. When he sees a cute girl, he'll take it out as she passes by, and say "Excuse me, you dropped your name tag." And she looks down, and it says "sugar," get it? :P I don't know if he's actually ever done but I thought it was cute ^_^
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Post by tannii » Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:04 am

"Nice shoes ....


.... wanna fuck?"
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Post by Shyknight » Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:12 am

Worst pickup line ever:

"Hi." *avoids eye contact*
"I am a powerful wizard!"
- me, when confronted by police
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Re: Bad Pickup Lines

Post by Accer » Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:14 am

No, that one actually works sometimes.
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Post by TheDuke » Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:19 am

You'd beat masturbating!

Word around town is, you have a vagina.

If you can tell me where I got those from you'll win the obscure movie award of the decade.
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Post by billf » Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:38 am

I wasn't going to merge these, but people wouldn't leave the old one alone.
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Post by Seir » Thu Jan 01, 2004 3:07 am

How about this classic..

"Hi, I'm from the 'All that!' club, and I'm here to let you know that you're 'All That!"
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Post by Kirstie » Fri Jan 02, 2004 8:33 am

"Hey, i may not be the best looking girl in the world but i'm the only one talking to you"

"hi.. *looks at the ground* so you like stuff?"
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Post by V'Lyandra » Fri Jan 02, 2004 8:42 am

Not a pickup line, per se, but still amusing:

"I hate people."
"I hate people, too. Have sex with me."
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Post by Fixer » Fri Jan 02, 2004 3:07 pm

That was Mav's pick up line, wasn't it V'Lyandra?
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Post by TheScaryOne » Fri Jan 02, 2004 4:10 pm

Cold fixer, but seemingly true. :P
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Post by Mav » Fri Jan 02, 2004 5:06 pm

Actually, yes it was. I think it was over the phone one night or something.
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Post by TheScaryOne » Fri Jan 02, 2004 5:18 pm

Wow. I wish I could get away with a pickup line like that. :P
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