Whats your Cheasiest pick up line??

MissLegs · Post by **MissLegs** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 8:49 pm

I've gotten quite a few bad pick-up lines, but I think the cheesiest one was:
"I saw your website. If we could get together, it would be like I was with a celebrity"
Needless to say, it didn't work. Neither did...
"WOW" *eyes bug out* "Holy sh**, umm..... hi there, hey where ya going?"

Gerg · Post by **Gerg** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 6:51 am

Hey, wanna go halfers on a baby?

adamjaskie · Post by **adamjaskie** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 3:14 pm

I have two free electrons. Wanna bond?

You wanna come over to my place and fsck my disk?

Does your hardware support the low level format of an 8 inch floppy?

EvilPanda · Post by **EvilPanda** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 4:32 pm

Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

TheScaryOne · Post by **TheScaryOne** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 5:15 pm

"Nice shoes ....

.... wanna fuck?"

Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

>_> <_< Sixteen posts away from each other.

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:53 pm

I was at a musem last night because they had Van Gogh's "Starry Night". They also had a lot of other stuff, like Dada and Post Mondernist and Pop "Art" stuff that has been destroying the meaning of what art IS for the last half of the century.

So I think most of it is BS. And then there was this girl, this amazing girl. I wanted to go up to her and say "In this room full of fake art, you are the most beautiful thing ever. You should be on a pedastal in the corner, not.. that. *gestures*"

But, I didn't.

Ender_Wiggin · Post by **Ender_Wiggin** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 12:06 am

and what did 'that' refer to?

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 12:09 am

I forget what the heck it was called, some Post Modernist piece that made me shudder for being ridiculous.

JeppZer · Post by **JeppZer** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 12:12 am

"Do you swallow?"

13x13 · Post by **13x13** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 6:19 am

What winks and f*cks like a tiger?

EvilElf · Post by **EvilElf** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 6:26 am

Got nakedness?

Lord_Zork · Post by **Lord_Zork** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:14 am

"I't looks like you fell from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face"

"My love for you is like Dihorea, i just cant hold it in."

"you must have spanner eyes, becaues every time you look at me, my nuts tighten."

Weaseal · Post by **Weaseal** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:38 am

Should we shag now, or shag later??

Aiyana · Post by **Aiyana** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:52 am

You'll do.

Baggi · Post by **Baggi** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:22 pm

Get your coat love you've pulled

Along with

finish your drink love you've pulled...

the second one actually worked for me once... unfortunately it has also resulted in me getting slapped on more than one occasion, but, before you flame me I only ever used to use it when I was really pissed and I am now happily engaged to the one girl that it worked with (and it was over 10 years ago now)

Oh and happy new year to all (one of the problems with not posting or getting here often is I miss all the events....)

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