Whats your Cheasiest pick up line??

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Post by SothThe69th » Mon Jan 05, 2004 7:36 pm

1] What has forty teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.

2] Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Post by Astrec » Thu Jan 08, 2004 6:02 am

" You don't sweat as much as the other broads in this dump."
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Post by MissLegs » Thu Jan 08, 2004 5:56 pm

That would work on me :P
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Re: Whats your Cheasiest pick up line??

Post by Fanuilos » Thu Jan 08, 2004 6:00 pm

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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Post by Ladon_Typhon » Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:50 pm

i'm sorry for loosing the ring honey, the dog ate it!

::goes up to a female stranger:: hey you have a nice ass, can i bang it?

wanna have sex while the day's still old?

( i have never used these and i never will...)
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Post by Deacon » Fri Jan 09, 2004 2:50 am

[quote="Ladon_Typhon";p="254161"]i'm sorry for loosing the ring honey, the dog ate it![/quote]
Loosing a ring? Is that like resizing it up a couple of notches?
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Re: Whats your Cheasiest pick up line??

Post by foote_soldier » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:50 pm

I'm a Newfoundlander so mine are...

1. Hey Baby, wanna kiss the cod?

2. Wanna suck on a fishermans friend?

Lol...i'm surprised I have a girlfriend..
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Post by TwinTurbo » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:23 pm

"Hi, I'm Drunk. And what's your name?"

Or the one my friend uses most:

"Ummm, errr... Ummm...." *run*

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Re: Whats your Cheasiest pick up line??

Post by Shirt Ninja Minion » Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:23 am

Does this rag smell funny to you? *cloroforms girl*

>.>

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Not that I would do that sort of thing mind you

/me runs away
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Re: Whats your Cheasiest pick up line??

Post by Baggi » Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:39 pm

[quote="Shirt Ninja Minion";p="256541"]

Not that I would do that sort of thing mind you

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Post by JeppZer » Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:28 am

actually, I think it goes more of..
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Post by TwinTurbo » Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:48 am

"Hey, do you want a pepsi and have sex? No? A sprite, perhaps?"

Or something like that.

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Post by Weaseal » Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:58 am

How about we do a 68, you do me, and I will owe you one!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Phantom Snowcat » Wed Jan 14, 2004 6:24 pm

My best pickup line:

FUCK ME OR ILL KILL YOU.
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Post by Mav » Wed Jan 14, 2004 7:20 pm

...It worked on me last night.
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