Whats your Cheasiest pick up line??

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Post by nanoscopic » Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:31 pm

that one is pretty good :) I couldn't actually use that and not feel like some sort of loser. ;)

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Post by SothThe69th » Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:12 am

Ultimate pickup line-

Nice shoes, wanna ****?
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Post by RadicalDreamer » Fri Feb 28, 2003 2:07 am

Here's a good one:

"CAn you tell me where I am? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes."

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Post by Blackjack » Fri Feb 28, 2003 5:39 pm

hey SothThe69th
that one was used earlier on in the thread
(who else like my new avatar? :D )

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Post by surc » Sun Mar 02, 2003 11:45 pm

"Are those moon pants? cause that ass is outta this world!"
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Post by VashDaStampede » Mon Mar 03, 2003 2:02 am

I didn't have the time to read them all, so i don't know if anyone's alrdy posted these.
I lost my number. Can i have yours?
sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.


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Post by Blaze » Mon Mar 03, 2003 2:08 am

The first one, yes, but the second, I don't belive so. Somehow I doubt if that'd be effective.
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Post by VashDaStampede » Mon Mar 03, 2003 2:15 am

Oh, it doesn't but it does get a laugh.

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Post by Isifer » Mon Mar 03, 2003 1:29 pm

I got a nice one that a loser posted on a comunity to me.. It was in swedish but I have tried to translate it.

"You are so beautiful that it HURTS! Come and blow the pain away? *smiles*"
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Post by Gilead » Wed Mar 12, 2003 7:35 am

*Beckon the girl with your index finger*

"If I could make you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with both hands."
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Post by Ender_Wiggin » Wed Dec 31, 2003 8:21 pm

(in other words, most of 'em)

A friend and I were talking the other day and he told me he had heard this hilarious pickup line for math majors...

"Hey babe, wanna be my derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve?"

...yeah


Anyway, just wanted to know if anyone had heard any worse than that before
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Post by Blaze » Wed Dec 31, 2003 8:25 pm

Lith: Check again there, Ender, you speaking is a bad thing.

And this thread is a duplicate. >.<
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Post by Teranfirbt » Wed Dec 31, 2003 8:25 pm

Nope, just the standard ones....
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Post by Ender_Wiggin » Wed Dec 31, 2003 8:43 pm

Duplicate of what?
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Post by dmpotter » Wed Dec 31, 2003 8:49 pm

My guess? This thread.

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