Whats your Cheasiest pick up line??

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:01 pm

What's with the Ender-bashing recently?
I must have missed something
Could someone please post a link to where he justifies being bullied (and duplicates, although annoying, are hardly the end of the world)?

Ender_Wiggin · Post by **Ender_Wiggin** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:03 pm

I'm sorry, Blaze. I was unaware of the 9 month old thread of the same topic.

I don't think a thread that old is really a duplicate....but everyone has varying opinions

Post by **Blaze** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:12 pm

I'm sorry, Blaze. I was unaware of the 9 month old thread of the same topic.

Hey! Blame the person sitting next to me!

But she is right either way.

TheScaryOne · Post by **TheScaryOne** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:13 pm

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my self in your pants.

Do you understand the difference between sex and conversation? NO? Well then let's go to your room and talk.

Then one of my own creation, thought up while goofing off in biology:
If I was bread, you'd be yeast baby, 'cause you make me rise.

YH · Post by YH » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:14 pm

"Hey, want to form a study group together?"

Believe me. It works like a charm.

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:16 pm

"Sex is like math, you subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply."

I feal dirty now

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:17 pm

'Hey baby; if you were a McDonald's, you'd be a 'McBeautiful''
SWISH!

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:22 pm

Apparently, kids are being named like cars. While this must suck, think about the kid labeled "Mustang"
'Hi, I'm Mustang, want to see if I'm hung like one?'

/me hangs his head in his hands in an "I'm so ashamed" gesture

RadicalDreamer · Post by **RadicalDreamer** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:27 pm

I dunno about the worst, but I have the best.

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

billf · Post by **billf** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:32 pm

right to the point isn't always the best way, but you never know... it might work:

"Want to get nekkid?"

dmpotter · Post by **dmpotter** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:54 pm

[quote="Rorschach";p="249107"]What's with the Ender-bashing recently?
I must have missed something
Could someone please post a link to where he justifies being bullied (and duplicates, although annoying, are hardly the end of the world)?[/quote]
Several minutes after posting that, I knew someone would take offense at it. It wasn't supposted to be Ender-bashing - just a slight chiding for not taking the initiative to find out on his own. Especially considering it's the top search for the phrase "pickup lines."

So, don't worry, Ender - no one hates you. It was supposed to be a slight chide, nothing to take too much offense at. That's what the

was for but I think

might have gotten the idea across better. So sorry if you think I was attacking you - it wasn't meant like that.

And I can't think of any bad pickup lines. Just isn't something that really seems worth the effort.

Zantar Black · Post by **Zantar Black** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:13 pm

Let's ask Weird Al for some pick-up lines.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I wish that I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.

Do you believe in love at fist sight, or should I walk by again?

My love for you's like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

I wanna be your Krakatoa; let my lava flow all over you

I wanna be your anaconda, and your heat-seeking missile too

My lips are registered weapons, can I invade your personal space?

Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Thank you Al, for your cheesy pick-up lines.

Ender_Wiggin · Post by **Ender_Wiggin** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:19 pm

I don't think he was talking about you specifically.

I have a sense of humour, I don't mind a hit here or there.

RadicalDreamer · Post by **RadicalDreamer** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 11:39 pm

Don't worry, Ender. They would've yelled at you for necroing if you resurrected that old thread.

JonnWood · Post by **JonnWood** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 11:40 pm

Not if he had....pie!

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