Baby, i wanna be your forum troll

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:57 pm

Well....this isn't my first post. Or my second. It's more like my sixth. But everybody needs an official "I'm new to the forums" post.

So anyways.

Hi. Did you know that your forum has gained the appropriate amount of popularity to have it's own forum troll? Yes, that's right, and it's easier than ever to get one; today's low rates and insanely high APR's make even the most endebitted individuals eligible for a forum troll just by signing their soul over to this credit card company: (insert satanic corporation name here)!.

That's not all; a forum troll is a gift to your forum populous, and it's a give that keeps on giving. Or taking. Whichever occurs first.

So sign up today to have your very own forum troll!

Mandor · Post by **Mandor** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 3:05 pm

We already have a few trolls on this forum, and you don't look half as skilled as them.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 3:07 pm

OH MY GOD

I just read the rules post...theres this thing about not being a troll and um...

Well, I'd like to elaborate on my introduction. I'm a nice, friendly FORUM TR- err, guy, and I like long walks on the FORUM CAUSE I'M A FORUM TR- err, beach. Yes. Beach. Where else would I walk?
Yes. So.
Man, can't I be one of those COOL trolls that doesn't do anything bad? Like the kind people collect and they're all like "oh it's so cute mine has blue hair!" and the other one's like "oh yours is cute but mine is better cause it has pink hair!" and then they fight but they make up.
Argh...c'mon...I know you wanna let me...
Bah! This isn't fair! I read through the entire RealLife comics archive in one sitting (I was tired and sore, don't critisize me!) and now I can't be the forum troll? But...I had the cool appilication and everything...c'mon...can I just have the title?

Please?

I await your response with trepidation.

Mandor · Post by **Mandor** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 3:36 pm

No you can't be a troll. You are not skilled enough.
Learn from Soth or Shroom, and you'll maybe deserve the right to be a troll apprentice.

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 4:05 pm

Um.. you're too nice and chipper to be a forum troll. We frown upon that heavily here!

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 4:25 pm

"Um.. you're too nice and chipper to be a forum troll. We frown upon that heavily here!"
Jezebel

Your use of "chipper" has been registered as incorrect terminology and has hence been ignored and bypassed.

Mmmmkay...well I can be mean, too, like I can say Mandor's sig sucks (dude, that's a friggin awesome sig, why does that guy look so familiar?) or that the forum's layout is boring (it's nice to see passive colors, I'm used to black and gray, very nice selection). Yeah. I'm a tough guy. So back off, or I'll break your femur and use it as a toothpick.

"No you can't be a troll. You are not skilled enough.
Learn from Soth or Shroom, and you'll maybe deserve the right to be a troll apprentice."
Mandor

YOU WANT SKILL?! I'll show you SKILL.

SKILL

Man...but I'm VOLUNTEERING to be a forum troll. I mean, usually you just get the name stuck on you, but I'm VOLUNTEERING! Damn. I can't even make up a good comeback. I'm too distracted trying to find out what "chipper" means.

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 4:29 pm

Chipper means cheerful. Trolls are supposed to be mean! And you are far too nice, so therefore, cannot be a troll. (pssh, if you want to quote people you can do [quote] and then [ / quote ] without the spaces, or you can click on the little quote button in the top right, just FYI.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 4:32 pm

Yeah, I used to do that on older forums, but that's just another sign of CONFORMITY, man. The big man is just trying to bring you down!

Thanks for the info, though

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 4:33 pm

Oh and I am SOO MEAN! This lady walks her poodle by my house every day and usually we talk and chat for a couple minutes but yesterday I smothered them both in Elmers glue and Emerald Green paint. Haha! Crystalized forever!

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Circe · Post by **Circe** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 4:52 pm

So.. what color is your hair then, peter-griffin? Plus, I must know your age.. and if you have a recent picture of yourself. We shall see if you qualify to be the cute troll.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 8:12 pm

I got brown hair...and I'm 16...

Is this gonna be used to embarrass me somehow? Like am I going to come back to the forums to be notoriously known as the 16-year old brown-haired CUTE forum troll?! ::Shiver::

Mandor · Post by **Mandor** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 8:13 pm

for now, you'll be known as the 16-year old brown haired WANNABE forum troll.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 8:19 pm

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[edit by enisoc: evil evil horizontal scrolling!]

Mandor · Post by **Mandor** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 8:22 pm

And as a lame table-stretcher, too.

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:01 pm

Sorry guys...thanks for editting, enisoc. On the CS forums I relugared, they have a wordwrap script or something. I'll try to grab it from the members I kept in touch with, as all the servers and their forums died long, long ago

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